You're a burglar, but....

[ebikeerwidnes]

replace the heathy sugar free and low salt oatmeal snack bars with a similar sized strip of carpet


Oh - hang on - sorry - they won't notice the difference so it wouldn't work

 

[bikingdad90]

We are up to 9 pages already and no one has suggested, stealing the retractable dog lead yet?

A dog not on a lead is more likely to move out the way of a bike (hopefully) or will be out the way and the lead cannot get in the way if they choose to go out with no lead as there is no lead.

I was going to suggest stealing the favourite cup or favourite glass that is always reached for before others.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Pins from the privvy door hinges.

 

[bikingdad90]

The inner tube from the bike tyre, replace it with a tubeless valve. Wonder how long it would take to notice it’s wrong.

 

[Rusty Nails]

The air in bike tyres.

 

[bikingdad90]

Ohh I know, the spindle in the door handle. The door handle goes up and down but doesn’t move the springy latch.

 

[roley poley]

remove plug from iron,shorten flex to 1 ft, reattach plug

 

[sheddy]

the paddle from the bread maker machine

 

[dan_bo]

Very good, and in a similar vein, I will take the power base-plate for the electric kettle.

Perhaps we should focus on something cycling related? How about taking the cycling helmet, leaving the home-owner facing the dilema of riding helmetless or seeking an alternative means of transport......

Nick the lock.

 

[fossyant]

We are up to 9 pages already and no one has suggested, stealing the retractable dog lead yet?

A dog not on a lead is more likely to move out the way of a bike (hopefully) or will be out the way and the lead cannot get in the way if they choose to go out with no lead as there is no lead.

Genius ! Pet hate here ! Better option, let the dog go for a walk on it's own without the stupid owner ?

 

[Andy_R]

As bored teenagers in the 70's we used to trawl around the next village taking garden gnomes & swapping them with other gnomes from other gardens. I often think about this halfway through a rant about the stunts modern day teenagers get up to.

We used to do similar, but with any washing left out overnight - nobody had tumble driers back then...

 

[slowmotion]

Make off with the limit screws from his front derailleur.

 

[Jenkins]

Remove all the 4 & 5mm allen keys from a cyclists house.

 

[Jenkins]

Find a way of changing the wi-fi router's password.

 

[roley poley]

carefully file all open end spanners 1mm larger