You're a burglar, but....

[Archie_tect]

Or swap them...

...or hide them [again, but somewhere different.]

 

[houblon]

As bored teenagers in the 70's we used to trawl around the next village taking garden gnomes & swapping them with other gnomes from other gardens. I often think about this halfway through a rant about the stunts modern day teenagers get up to.

My girlfriend did this in extremis one time. There was a tiny front garden completely full of the little feckers; she moved the whole lot into next door's hitherto empty tiny front garden.

 

[PeteXXX]

All the locking ring thingies that hold the lampshades on..

 

[raleighnut]

Play Station joystick/controller

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

just steal the paper labels of all the tins in the cupboard
and move all the tins around

 

[houblon]

Contact lens pot (if such a thing still exists...?)

 

[DCLane]

As bored teenagers in the 70's we used to trawl around the next village taking garden gnomes & swapping them with other gnomes from other gardens. I often think about this halfway through a rant about the stunts modern day teenagers get up to.

You're not alone in that. I used to mix them up so the gnomes went on holiday elsewhere as a pond / garden swap. Then they came back a week or so later.

Very childish

 

[Brains]

As bored teenagers in the 70's we used to trawl around the next village taking garden gnomes & swapping them with other gnomes from other gardens. I often think about this halfway through a rant about the stunts modern day teenagers get up to.

Gnome travels the world

 

[Drago]

You're a burglar, but you can only steal things that will mildly inconvenience people.

Accy's new boiler.

 

[Profpointy]

Only the ones on the inside of the rooms, obviously

You may jest. I managed to lock myself in a room after taking the door knobs off to paint. Luckily I had a screwdriver in the room else I'd have been rather stuck, given I lived alone in a 2nd floor flat

 

[Profpointy]

All of one person’s underwear, so they’ll have to borrow someone else’s.

What, both pairs ?

 

[Profpointy]

The bath plug

 

[CanucksTraveller]

I'd steal the metal pan supports from the top of the gas hob.

 

[PeteXXX]

I'd steal the last two pages of every book.. 😈

 

[cyberknight]

One of you lot been around and nicked my wedding ring?
Lost it somewhere today as its been loose due to cold hands and cant find it