Today I was terror in turtle form! On my way home I nearly ran 2 teenage girls over- though to be fair I didn't really. They were sat cross legged, side by side across a narrow section of a shared path. I did see them and wasn't going that fast... its a path and I thought I was sensible (I am reviewing this opinion). I gave a couple of dings on the bell, thinking they'd move, they did not... so that bad bit of my head said speed up, look agressive, they'll get the message and move. No effect? (I work with kids so my aggresive look is probobly more comical than most). Did a tidy skid a few feet form them followed by a track stand ( I felt a1 cool) whilst I pointed out to them I wouldn't be the one who got hurt (after all I'd have their soft heads to land on). The one girl shuffeled her ass about two inches to the side and I passed... all of us laughing.
Really I don't think I was at speed today, I'm off colour at the moment, at least thats what I'm saying. Then on a seperate shared path I ended up playing chicken with another cyclist (at actual chicken speed), both of us assuming the other would move over to the other side of the broad empty briddle path ( we were both hard over to the left ,well his right my left) Both came to a stop, almost forget to unclip...which would have added to the hummor and appologised to each other- no hugs and kisses though.. To be fair I probobly should have moved over to the other side as he was coming up a slope and I always think its the polite thing to do when someone is coming up a slope ( not sure I can talk about politeness after my efforts today)- d'no why I didn't today... unsure if this is because I'm off colour , just the onset of a mid-life crisis, or possibily a mutation happening from being secretly posioned at work. I am a Ninja Turtle!