Wooing tips for wee Joe
- Thread starter Noodley
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Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Crackle said:
Come on crackle, whats the next step?
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Kovu said:It's hard for you though Crackle with what you got to work with.
*hides away from the terrible wording of that*
I shall have you know i am very good, but may need some tips now.
-Play it straight
-pass out some compliments to Kovu
-Ask her what interests are and talk to her about them
-Try and be slightly mysterious, yeak I know..
-Write your own poem
-Invite her out for a meal (in our virtual restaurant), where you will compliment her on how good she looks and engage her in conversation about the things she likes
try that as a starter for 10
-pass out some compliments to Kovu
-Ask her what interests are and talk to her about them
-Try and be slightly mysterious, yeak I know..
-Write your own poem
-Invite her out for a meal (in our virtual restaurant), where you will compliment her on how good she looks and engage her in conversation about the things she likes
try that as a starter for 10
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Crackle said:
Ok, so starting fro the top.
-Hello
-your hair looks very nice
-What interests do you have besides cycling
-I cant tell you mine
-already done that
-do you wonna go to
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Joe24 said:
It's virtually anywhere you want!
Kovu
Über Member
Joe24 said:Ok, so starting fro the top.
-Hello
-your hair looks very nice
-What interests do you have besides cycling
-I cant tell you mine
-already done that
-do you wonna go toburger king for buy one get one freethe virtual resturant(wherever that is)
There's no mystery in romance anymore when a guy has to ask for tips and I can see it
- Hey
- Thank you
- Films sometimes ... I don't know.
- Thats not mysterious that's you being awkard.
- Yes but it was also insulting to me.
- Depends who is cooking.
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Kovu said:There's no mystery in romance anymore when a guy has to ask for tips and I can see it
- Hey
- Thank you
- Films sometimes ... I don't know.
- Thats not mysterious that's you being awkard.
- Yes but it was also insulting to me.
- Depends who is cooking.
No problem
I wasnt insulting you.
Who is cooking, or is that ment to be me
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Viz Virtual Resturant.
I think Crackle is your waiter, Noodley and I are there to crack our knuckles any time Joe goes wide of the mark.
BTW Joe24, if you approached my eldest daughter the way you're after Kovu you'd soon be home with a bad case of crushed larynx.
I think Crackle is your waiter, Noodley and I are there to crack our knuckles any time Joe goes wide of the mark.
BTW Joe24, if you approached my eldest daughter the way you're after Kovu you'd soon be home with a bad case of crushed larynx.
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
tdr1nka said:Viz Virtual Resturant.
I think Crackle is your waiter, Noodley and I are there to crack our knuckles any time Joe goes wide of the mark.
I'll have my bike to hand so i can ride off on it before you can get to me
But ofcourse i wont overstep the mark as i obviously respect Kovu.
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
LOL
There once was a young man called Joe, who,
When wooing a young lady, Kovu,
Gave as good as he got?
Tied his shorts in a knot,
And showed he's as soft as fresh tofu.
There once was a young man called Joe, who,
When wooing a young lady, Kovu,
Gave as good as he got?
Tied his shorts in a knot,
And showed he's as soft as fresh tofu.
Joe24 said:Actually no, and you know that i really dont care if you love me or not
Hahaha, my chat up lines are amazing. Anyway i was jus asking if you wanted to ride my bike, not my cock. Trust you to see it that way!
Kovu said:Who said I was talking about that?
And you know full well thats what you meant, you actually said it that way!
God! And you do Joe ... you want me to love you
Joe24 said:No actually you do want me to love you because that freeky guy that you are like a couple with scares you. And so there we go.
Would you like to hear my poem i wrote all by myself that took me hours?
Kovu said:You know full well thats wrong ... you need to listen to these wise people Joey about chatting up.
Well I like Aperitif's poem but if you think you can do better on your own?
Crackle said:
Joe24 said:
Kovu:
I wrote your nameon toilet rollin the sand buti wiped my arse on itthe sea washed it away
I wrote your name inmy burpthe sky, butit smelt bad and i wafted it awaythe wind blew it away.
i wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
Is this a lover's tiff? their first one?
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
buggi said:
No, theres no love, although if it was it would be the second
I seem to normally end up loosing aswell
<lays table, dims lights, lights candles and as per Joe's instructions puts single rose on Kovu's plate>
Right! <ignores Joe's occasional fearful lapses of engaging with Kovu by insulting her instead <for yes, he is afraid Kovu>>
<plonk><plonk>, <two bowls of soup>
<Joe picks up spoon, lowers it slightly, stares into Kovu's eyes and says>
..........
Right! <ignores Joe's occasional fearful lapses of engaging with Kovu by insulting her instead <for yes, he is afraid Kovu>>
<plonk><plonk>, <two bowls of soup>
<Joe picks up spoon, lowers it slightly, stares into Kovu's eyes and says>
..........
