Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Crackle]

 

[Joe24]

<lays table, dims lights, lights candles and as per Joe's instructions puts single rose on Kovu's plate>

Right! <ignores Joe's occasional fearful lapses of engaging with Kovu by insulting her instead <for yes, he is afraid Kovu>>

<plonk><plonk>, <two bowls of soup>
<Joe picks up spoon, lowers it slightly, stares into Kovu's eyes and says>

..........

..........
Your eyes are lovely, your lips look so soft.
(what else?)





Kovu has gone offline now, she has vanished!Thank god

 

[longers]

"You love me"

Crackle, I hope you served the soup at a below scalding temperature, for Joe might be wearing it if he says that.

 

[longers]

Phew, he didn't!

 

[Joe24]

Yeeeeh, i resisted the urge to say nice ar............

 

[Joe24]

Crackle, I hope you served the soup at a below scalding temperature, for Joe might be wearing it if he says that.

She does love me though.

 

[longers]

*waiter passes by the table*

"Will Sir want another bread roll or will the one lodged in your ear suffice?"

 

[Crackle]

Crackle, I hope you served the soup at a below scalding temperature, for Joe might be wearing it if he says that.

Honestly Longers, it's wearing me out this.

Well done Joe we're seeing some progress now, just keep resisting that urge - you might want to save that lips line for dessert though

 

[longers]

I'm not the worlds best woo-er but I am picking up some good tips on how not to go about it

 

[Noodley]

Okay wee Joe. If kovu's away you'll be able to pinch this poem recently composed by me (as recent as I have not thought it up yet!)

Ode to kovu.

You are the chain that drives my heart,
The handlebars which steer my every thought,
The wheel that spins my head,
Kovu, you are my life, my love.

By wee Joe.

 

[Jaded]

OK - here's another one

I'd love it; if I could know you more.
From what I've seen you are top drawer.
Two tits and a bum,
all made for my fun.
Please help me make my bits all sore!

 

[Noodley]

C'mon, keep it clean.

No need to sully the blossoming of innocent youth.

Although I imagine Joe is beyond help, kovu may be finding out tips about what to expect from someone who is genuinely interested in her, rather than making do with the rubbish Joe comes away with....

 

[Joe24]

C'mon, keep it clean.

No need to sully the blossoming of innocent youth.

Although I imagine Joe is beyond help, kovu may be finding out tips about what to expect from someone who is genuinely interested in her, rather than making do with the rubbish Joe comes away with....

More then likely.

 

[Twiggy]

I'll adapt some tips.

First, find a girl that you are attracted to.

If she's someone you already know, talk to her more, find out about her interests and hobbies, compliment her features, laugh at her jokes, tell your own jokes. Throw in more compliments, subtle things, pay attention to changes, and make it known that you've noticed.

Then being slightly flirtatious, and see what sort of reaction you get, little things from a joke'ee wolf whistle, to a "phoooaaarrw, you look hot" work, as long as the tone is kept light and non-committal.

Spending more time together, and just asking them out more for just hanging out, then maybe asking them out for a meal. Remembering to smile, and keep manners impeccable throughout the meal.

Maybe moving onto stroking their hand if things go well, and moving on from there.


You see, it's all about the ground work, you just have to get to know whoever you're attracted to girl or guy, advice works for both.

*Though I admit I've played the "I missed the last train, can I crash" card to much short term success in the past.

 

[TheDoctor]

Compared to this lot, I am suavity itself!

*scratches ar5e*