Wooing tips for wee Joe

[surfgurl]

How about a present? My Surf once woo'd me with a copy of a book of love poems. Write an inscription, something like "page 35 sums up my feelings for you" tie the book up with a ribbon et voila.
Woo'ing without being too forceful.

 

[Aperitif]

I'd like to get to know you
So that I can, Kovu
show you
that I, adore
will hold open
for you
Kovu
And we can see the world together
(Co-view)

With all my heart
Joe24

 

[marinyork]

Why don't you cook for these future people Joe? Something like grilled tuna steak or swordfish.

 

[Crackle]

Aperitif just couldn't resist punning the end there Though very cleverly I have to admit.

Right Joe there's the poetry, Marinyork's got the menu together.......

 

[Joe24]

Aperitif just couldn't resist punning the end there Though very cleverly I have to admit.

Right Joe there's the poetry, Marinyork's got the menu together.......

Make it snappy.
I'm hungry

 

[Kovu]

OK we'll start gently: These things are 'bad'. All this laddish bravado stuff will do you to a point you know - What about that poem. An Ode to Kovu - get to it now and some virtual flowers while you're at it. If you're very lucky Noodley, Tdr1nka and I will set up our virtual candelit restaurant for two but first you have to get her to want to go with you - Begin.....

Crackle that isnt even his worst. He asked me once "Would you like a ride on the giant then? " And he says that I love him!

Wee Joe loves himself
He wants kovu to love him
There is no chance of this happening
I want to protect every other person from having to endure his routine (which seems to involve repeatedly telling the other party "you love me")

I'm glad you see it my way Noodley, he wants me to love him and is in self-denial!

 

[Joe24]

Crackle that isnt even his worst. He asked me once "Would you like a ride on the giant then? " And he says that I love him!



I'm glad you see it my way Noodley, he wants me to love him and is in self-denial!

Actually no, and you know that i really dont care if you love me or not
Hahaha, my chat up lines are amazing. Anyway i was jus asking if you wanted to ride my bike, not my cock. Trust you to see it that way!

 

[Kovu]

Actually no, and you know that i really dont care if you love me or not
Hahaha, my chat up lines are amazing. Anyway i was jus asking if you wanted to ride my bike, not my cock. Trust you to see it that way!

Who said I was talking about that?
And you know full well thats what you meant, you actually said it that way!
God! And you do Joe ... you want me to love you

 

[Joe24]

Who said I was talking about that?
And you know full well thats what you meant, you actually said it that way!
God! And you do Joe ... you want me to love you

No actually you do want me to love you because that freeky guy that you are like a couple with scares you. And so there we go.
Would you like to hear my poem i wrote all by myself that took me hours?

 

[Kovu]

No actually you do want me to love you because that freeky guy that you are like a couple with scares you. And so there we go.
Would you like to hear my poem i wrote all by myself that took me hours?

You know full well thats wrong ... you need to listen to these wise people Joey about chatting up.

Well I like Aperitif's poem but if you think you can do better on your own?

 

[Joe24]

You know full well thats wrong ... you need to listen to these wise people Joey about chatting up.

Well I like Aperitif's poem but if you think you can do better on your own?

I was just going to use Aperitif's poem

 

[Kovu]

I was just going to use Aperitif's poem

Awwww I ruined all your hard work.
Nice poem though

 

[Joe24]

Thanks

 

[Joe24]

Heres one i got from the internet made earlier.
I never knew about happiness;
I didn’t think dreams came true;
I couldn’t believe in love,
Until I finally met you.

 

[Kovu]

Heres one i got from the internet made earlier.
I never knew about happiness;
I didn’t think dreams came true;
I couldn’t believe in love,
Until I finally met you.

Awwww searching for them now I see, getting better ...