Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Joe24]

I'll adapt some tips.

First, find a girl that you are attracted to.

If she's someone you already know, talk to her more, find out about her interests and hobbies, compliment her features, laugh at her jokes, tell your own jokes. Throw in more compliments, subtle things, pay attention to changes, and make it known that you've noticed.

Then being slightly flirtatious, and see what sort of reaction you get, little things from a joke'ee wolf whistle, to a "phoooaaarrw, you look hot" work, as long as the tone is kept light and non-committal.

Spending more time together, and just asking them out more for just hanging out, then maybe asking them out for a meal. Remembering to smile, and keep manners impeccable throughout the meal.

Maybe moving onto stroking their hand if things go well, and moving on from there.


You see, it's all about the ground work, you just have to get to know whoever you're attracted to girl or guy, advice works for both.

*Though I admit I've played the "I missed the last train, can I crash" card to much short term success in the past.

What, that will take agggeeessss!!!

 

[Crackle]

Why aren't you in school?

 

[tdr1nka]

LOL Crackle is the CC truant officer!

 

[Joe24]

Why aren't you in school?

I could ask you the same question! Or even at work!

I'm in 6th form, and dont start back till monday So i can happily spend my last few days off on here, and cycling

 

[Milo]

Ack why remind me of my year of impending hard work.

 

[Joe24]

Ack why remind me of my year of impending hard work.

So for anyone thats at work now, i'm sitting here with my feet up relaxing after going for a nice ride this morning!!

 

[Twiggy]

What, that will take agggeeessss!!!

Only took about five weeks the last time.
Time before that took, ooh, around three, less than a week after her breakup I think, might have happened sooner if they'd broken up sooner.
(that's from first contact to intimacy)

I do feel I have an unfair advantage over you though

 

[Joe24]

Only took about five weeks the last time.
Time before that took, ooh, around three, less than a week after her breakup I think, might have happened sooner if they'd broken up sooner.
(that's from first contact to intimacy)

I do feel I have an unfair advantage over you though

Yes, your bloody old and will have more experience!

Seriousely i think the advice is good though, and is one i will try to remember.
But does anyone have the short way of woooooooing?

 

[marinyork]

There isn't a short way unless you have a charismatic personality type and manage to hitch up with someone that responds to that.

 

[Twiggy]

well you could go up to the girl you like and just say "woooooooooooooo" whilst wiggling your fingers and eyebrows.

Or even a really really simple "I like you, wanna hang out?"

 

[marinyork]

well you could go up to the girl you like and just say "woooooooooooooo" whilst wiggling your fingers and eyebrows.

 

[Joe24]

There isn't a short way unless you have a charismatic personality type and manage to hitch up with someone that responds to that.

I have that i'm sure.
Kovu, do you respond to this?

 

[Noodley]

I have that i'm sure.
Kovu, do you respond to this?

I'm not sure anyone else thinks likewise...

 

[Milo]

Tell her your bedroom smells of rich mahogany and old books.

 

[Joe24]

I'm not sure anyone else thinks likewise...

Admit it Noodley, you love me