It was a glorious afternoon so I thought I'd nip out for a quick ride. The Hawk is easiest to get out so I go and grab it.
Why is the back brake binding? Damn, those two spokes weren't broken when I put it away on Thursday!
Upend bike, remove wheel, remove freewheel, remove broken spokes.
Fetch two replacement spokes from spares box, save time by leaving tyre on, thread spokes into place & do up nipples. Damn, what's that hissing?
Remove tyre & tube. The second nipple has a sharp burr on it and has cut a neat 1/4 inch hole in the rim tape and the tube.
Patch rim tape and tube, get nipple without burr from spares box and go back to fitting spokes.
True wheel, refit freewheel, refit tyre & tube and start pumping up. Damn, what's that hissing?
Patch hasn't taken (only the second time this has happened to me). Peel off patch and start again. Refit tube & tyre, pump up, refit wheel.
Put bike right way up. Damn, why's the tyre flat again?
Remove tyre & tube again, check patch - no leak evident. Check in bowl of water - valve has suddenly become faulty - WTF??!!
Fetch old tube from spares box, refit tube and tyre, finally get to enjoy ride 2.5 hours later than planned.
That was my afternoon. How was yours?