It's got to be said that the film we watched last night has to be, hands down, the BIGGEST disappointment of all the much anticipated sequels that has ever been committed to celluloid or whatever it is they commit film to nowadays. You'll all recall how good Godfather II was after the brilliant original and then how disappointing Godfather III was after II? Compared to last night's film, Godfather III stands out as a truly memorable movie. The sequel to the excellent Zoolander was easily the worst film I've seen since my testicles dropped. It's called Zoolander 2 or something but if I can do any good in my remaining time on this planet, it would warm the cockles of my heart if people heeded my warnings of great calamities sure to fall on anyone foolish enough to watch this absolute abomination. Zoolander 2 - just say no!
