Warning! Evacuate this fire hazard building ASAP!!

[AndyRM]

17 and abut 30 football shirts.

Jeezo, I thought I was bad for footy tops! A recent cull has me down to single figures but I'm not out of the woods yet.

"Jesus Andy, how many bloody Croatia tops do you need?! They all look the same!"

"Not really honey, see look at this one, it has squares within squares within squares!"

*Soph exists the room*

 

[Accy cyclist]

Jeezo, I thought I was bad for footy tops! A recent cull has me down to single figures but I'm not out of the woods yet.

"Jesus Andy, how many bloody Croatia tops do you need?! They all look the same!"

"Not really honey, see look at this one, it has squares within squares within squares!"

*Soph exists the room*

Er 30,but i still have more to bring across. It could reach going on for 50!

 

[Tim Hall]

Got one of
these?

I guessed what was at the end of that link before I clicked. I'm pleased to say I was right.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Truth to tell, I think I cocked it up, and that is the home shirt.

Without looking it up,i think the home shirt is claret with amber sleeves and the away shirt is amber with claret sleeves.

 

[Accy cyclist]

We get a morning tannoy system call from the warden into our rooms every morning. She's checking if we're still alive and stuff. The other morning one of the old dears said she'd seen me come back at 11.37 the previous night...not "around half eleven",no on the dot with the precise time. It's getting quite surreal. You don't think i've travelled back in time to this do you?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL7npkSXZE

 

[Bazzer]

We get a morning tannoy system call from the warden into our rooms every morning. She's checking if we're still alive and stuff. The other morning one of the old dears said she'd seen me come back at 11.37 the previous night...not "around half eleven",no on the dot with the precise time. It's getting quite surreal. You don't think i've travelled back in time to this do you?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL7npkSXZE

What were you expecting to happen. Other inmates leaving you alone and not taking any notice of your comings and goings?

 

[Accy cyclist]

What were you expecting to happen. Other inmates leaving you alone and not taking any notice of your comings and goings?

Inmates? Surely we are residents not inmates?!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm waiting for the window cleaner to arrive. It's quite exciting as i haven't had anyone clean MY windows for 15 years. I might try and bring his price down just like my customers did with me.
I'm off up the road at 1 o clock. There's a pensioners and those living in sheltered accommodation lunch for a fiver. at this place.
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Resta...d_House-Great_Harwood_Lancashire_England.html

 

[classic33]

We get a morning tannoy system call from the warden into our rooms every morning. She's checking if we're still alive and stuff. The other morning one of the old dears said she'd seen me come back at 11.37 the previous night...not "around half eleven",no on the dot with the precise time. It's getting quite surreal. You don't think i've travelled back in time to this do you?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL7npkSXZE

Nowt odd about it.

05:04, every weekday morning a neighbour starts hhis car & drives off.
06:30, next door neighbour slams his door for the last time, goes to his works van where he slams the door shut before driving away.

 

[Drago]

Is your new window cleaner the guy with the crowbar and the bag marked 'swag?'

 

[FishFright]

But do you have the shirt from the Dukla Prague away kit?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Is your new window cleaner the guy with the crowbar and the bag marked 'swag?'

He didn't turn up, so i'm going to sack him, as they used to say to me when i asked what'd happened to their old window cleaner.
How the hell can you sack someone when you don't employ them? Oh, so you paid him sick and holiday pay and provided other employers responsibilities, i'd ask them. Then they realised that they didn't employ him at all.

 

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 4888700, member: 76"]Bloody hell, you have given up with life haven't you? Most of the people serving you will be 15 years older than you [/QUOTE]
Yes and i recognised that by giving the waitress a shilling tip.

 

[ufkacbln]

I have piles and piles of clothes to sort out.




Get shut flares and wide lapels are never coming back.I got rid of mine last year.

Allegedly Kipper ties are on the way back, flares are simply the next step

 

[Drago]

Accy thinks Goodnight Sweetheart is a documentary