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[Accy cyclist]

Right a quick update on the situation. I've had 5 shirts and 1 jacket nicked by the workmen from the old flat. They've been using the toilet in my flat and obviously decided to help themselves to some quality attire.
The landlord's saying that he expects everyone to pay their rent for the period they're not in their flat,then refunds will be given when/if he's ordered to do so. I've sent him a message back saying there's more chance of Accy Stanley winning the Champion's League than him getting another penny out of me.

I went to the old flat the other night to collect some stuff,only to find that i'd left my new flat's door fob and key locked in the new flat. I had a choice of two options according to the helpline i phoned. Either wait two hours for a locksmith who'll charge me around 80 quid to get me in,or boot my door in. I settled for the cheaper boot the door in option. I'm now waiting for the handyman to come and repair it. I now wear my fob and key on a lanyard around my neck.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Make a second key, leave it with a trusted person?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Make a second key, leave it with a trusted person?

Oh they gave me a new second key when i moved in. Only trouble was, i kept it on a keyring with the other key and the door fob.

 

[classic33]

Make a second key, leave it with a trusted person?

Stop with the common sense!

 

[potsy]

Make a second key, leave it with a trusted person?

His neighbour with the tattooed knuckles?

 

[Drago]

His neighbour with the tattooed knuckles?

Bubba in the cell across the landing?

 

[NorthernDave]

Oh they gave me a new second key when i moved in. Only trouble was, i kept it on a keyring with the other key and the door fob.

You need one of these

 

[potsy]

Bubba in the cell across the landing?

That's him, trustworthy soul by all accounts

 

[Accy cyclist]

You need one of these

If they did one in this it'd be better. I don't think anyone would pick this up.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Par...id=1501276456&sr=8-1&keywords=plastic+dog+poo

 

[classic33]

If they did one in this it'd be better. I don't think anyone would pick this up.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Par...id=1501276456&sr=8-1&keywords=plastic+dog+poo

Use the real thing. Placing the key in a small plastic bag first.

 

[ufkacbln]

If they did one in this it'd be better. I don't think anyone would pick this up.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Par...id=1501276456&sr=8-1&keywords=plastic+dog+poo

Slightly OT, but linked on that page was:

Remember being young enough and naive enough to believe that people would actually be fooled by this?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Slightly OT, but linked on that page was:

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Remember being young enough and naive enough to believe that people would actually be fooled by this?

I'm wondering how you'd get that bandage on over the nail without tearing it. Surely you'd just go to A&E and wait 5 hours for them to come and take the nail out,THEN have it bandaged? Maybe i'm analysing the "joke" too much?


Remember these?

In most cases the "knife" on the exit side didn't line up with the knife on the entry side. So naff.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I got talking to the old bloke(88 years old)across from me yesterday. It turns out he went out with my mum in the early 1950's, before she met and married my dad. I got my old tin of photos out and showed him photos of my mum and other relatives he remembered We must've been chatting for 2 hours about his and my life and the town we've both lived in more or less all our lives. It was one of the most interesting conversations i've had for a long while

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've just made myself known to the new resident here. He's about 18 stone and covered in tattoos. He also has gold fillings and says he's been in the Parachute Regiment (he has a wings tattoo to prove it). I certainly don't want to get on the wrong side of him.

 

[stephec]

I've just made myself known to the new resident here. He's about 18 stone and covered in tattoos. He also has gold fillings and says he's been in the Parachute Regiment (he has a wings tattoo to prove it). I certainly don't want to get on the wrong side of him.

Pick the soap up please lover boy.