OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Thank god we don't have to use a communal wash room!Pick the soap up please lover boy.
Warning! Evacuate this fire hazard building ASAP!!
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Do they let you slop out each morning?
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
There'll be a queue of 'em outside the warden's office in the morning,waiting to grass me up over keeping my mutt here a few nights. I'm going to have a word with the new Mr Big asking him to sort 'em if they do.
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
They have two bathrooms in this place,in case any one wants a bath(obviously) I'd like to wash my bikes in the bath but i don't think that'd go down well.
potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
Should we start a poll on how long it takes for you to be kicked out of there?They have two bathrooms in this place,in case any one wants a bath(obviously) I'd like to wash my bikes in the bath but i don't think that'd go down well.
Bazzer
Setting the controls for the heart of the sun.
- Location
- On the edge of reality
They have two bathrooms in this place,in case any one wants a bath(obviously) I'd like to wash my bikes in the bath but i don't think that'd go down well.
This might be opening a can of worms, but why would you want to wash your bikes in the bath? Was this something you did when you had your own house?
Is a bucket, sponge and a towel or something similar for drying it off and the task undertaken outdoors, not adequate?
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
He probably thinks you were flirting.I've just made myself known to the new resident here. He's about 18 stone and covered in tattoos. He also has gold fillings and says he's been in the Parachute Regiment (he has a wings tattoo to prove it). I certainly don't want to get on the wrong side of him.
potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I'm sure Accy will quickly adjust to prison life.
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
I've just had the chirpy "Morning Accy"(substitutes CC name for first name) intercom call from the warden Normally it's just a "good morning", but today she added a "I'll speak to you later". That sounds a bit ominous. I bet that old git was knocking on her door first thing, waiting to tell tales about me having my dog here. If she asks about it,i'm going to say that i picked him up early this morning as Mrs Accy started work early. The thing is, i can't say he's not here as if/when she knocks the idiot will bark,giving the game away.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Sounds like you're heading for a spell in the cooler.
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Or put something like this on,saying it's my favourite video that i like to listen to all the time..
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqelBMLz9Po
edit...just had to turn it off, as the fecker started barking at it!
- Location
- Manchester
I've just had the chirpy "Morning Accy"(substitutes CC name for first name) intercom call from the warden Normally it's just a "good morning", but today she added a "I'll speak to you later". That sounds a bit ominous. I bet that old git was knocking on her door first thing, waiting to tell tales about me having my dog here. If she asks about it,i'm going to say that i picked him up early this morning as Mrs Accy started work early. The thing is, i can't say he's not here as if/when she knocks the idiot will bark,giving the game away.
Sounds like a plan. Did it work?
