classic33
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Weak it may be, but you'd not want to risk passing it onto others in close vicinity.
Besides avian flu is back in Germany, three confirmed cases last month, one this.
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Besides avian flu is back in Germany, three confirmed cases last month, one this.
Andy in Germany
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IF nothing else, the thread is cheering me up no end: it's good know I'm not the only crowd avoider...
Have to try hard not to snigger when reading it though...
Have to try hard not to snigger when reading it though...
Andy in Germany
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Probably not a good idea: we have a strict rule of no alcohol for 24h before we start a shift anyway, because alcoholics can smell it a mile off. I don't like the taste anyway.
You could be onto something there. If I sniff and flap my arms they'll definitely send me home...
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classic33
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That'll be your party piece.
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Drago
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Problem with sniggering? Keep a picture of Diana Abbot upon your desk. Unless your name is Jeremy, it's guaranteed to sober you up immediately.
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Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
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A picture of Diane Abbot would actually trigger my snigger! I'd be thinking about all the daft things she says.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
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Dear Aunty Daphne
My marigolds haven't come up again this year - this is the third year in a row that they've failed to put in an appearance. What am I doing wrong? Is it the lack of organic wagyu muck, or the 4 inches of concrete that my wife had laid in the garden in preparation for our new patio?
Yours
Cecil Smythington-Smithers-Cummudgeonly (RHs)(FoRIOA)(MBNA)(TSB)(NHS)
My marigolds haven't come up again this year - this is the third year in a row that they've failed to put in an appearance. What am I doing wrong? Is it the lack of organic wagyu muck, or the 4 inches of concrete that my wife had laid in the garden in preparation for our new patio?
Yours
Cecil Smythington-Smithers-Cummudgeonly (RHs)(FoRIOA)(MBNA)(TSB)(NHS)
I know a guy who refused to go to his own leaving do.
He is now 109 years old and still working.
Pour a large measure of melted chocolate into your Y fronts and down your trouser leg then tell them you have a serious case of the trots.
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Drago
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Ooh, this guy is good. Must be after my job!
No no no.....I bow to your all round knowledge. I am only good at sh*te subjects.
Ahh....its a technicality. I dont like to boast but I am able to give absolution for sins.
However, even I draw the line at 75 year olds.
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I am on the run in the UK where should I hide next?
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Drago
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In any record shop that is selling Cliff Richard's new album - guaranteed to be deserted.
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