wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Oh no, not fish puns again. They give me a terrible haddock.
Uncle Drago's agony column
- Thread starter Drago
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Dear Uncie Drago .
Yesterday a girl i know said to me " You show me yours and i'll show you mine " I laughed and told her how silly she was as we where both not holding anything and didnt even have our hands hidden behind our backs .
I'm seeing her again today , do you think i should take something to show her ? I have a limited edition London bus made by Tonka thats a rather prized possession of mine . I think that would be good , what do you think ?
Puzzled in Hanworth .
Yesterday a girl i know said to me " You show me yours and i'll show you mine " I laughed and told her how silly she was as we where both not holding anything and didnt even have our hands hidden behind our backs .
I'm seeing her again today , do you think i should take something to show her ? I have a limited edition London bus made by Tonka thats a rather prized possession of mine . I think that would be good , what do you think ?
Puzzled in Hanworth .
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dear Aunty Drago, I misread agony as angry.... how am I going to manage now?
Dear Uncle Drago,
Yesterday I decided it was Nudist Monday, a co-worker came in and said she was going to do me under the Trade Descriptions Act "Call yourself a man?" she said.
I held back the tears by biting my lip and fled to the rec room where I accidentally sat on my nuts and then I really cried
Yesterday I decided it was Nudist Monday, a co-worker came in and said she was going to do me under the Trade Descriptions Act "Call yourself a man?" she said.
I held back the tears by biting my lip and fled to the rec room where I accidentally sat on my nuts and then I really cried
classic33
Leg End Member
Walkers or Planters?
Is there a question for Uncle Drago in there?
No, I just wanted to give him an update
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Dear cuchilo, this is most puzzling indeed. I tell you what - let me take your place, and I'll report back my findings.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Might I suggest full blown GDPR flounce, but with a twist? Build up to it for weeks, making noises about walking, then disappear, then fake your own death and get someone to post the obit on here to make us all feel guilty for 3 or 4 seconds. Take it one step further, after 3 days you can reappear as if nothing happened, change your avatar to a picture of Jesus, and let us put two and two together and come up with 7.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dear Aunty Drago,
What can you suggest for my piles- they are the size of strawberries and I grow them up a west facing wall.
What can you suggest for my piles- they are the size of strawberries and I grow them up a west facing wall.
Kajjal
Guru
- Location
- Wheely World
Dear Uncle Drago,
I am about to start my cage fighting career and was looking at a maniki as my combat outfit. Is this appropriate and what colour would you recommend ?
I am about to start my cage fighting career and was looking at a maniki as my combat outfit. Is this appropriate and what colour would you recommend ?
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The best thing for piles is to eat greasy food and strain a lot when petting the turtles head.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
A Mankini is appropriate if you're fighting in the Alabama Redneck league. Any colour goes, but some kind of gimmick would make you stand out - therefore, i recommend pure white to contrast with the skidmarks.
Always the jus!
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