True Facts About Chris Rea

[PaulB]

Chris Rea has been announced as the referee for this Sunday's League Cup final at Wembley stadium.

 

[Drago]

We know he is Omnipotent

Nonsense. Chris Rea has no need for the little blue pills.

 

[DRM]

The Turdis materialised over the North Sea on Monday, near the East Yorkshire Coast, where it's unexpected appearance distracted the Captain of a Cargo Ship, causing it to crash in to a fuel tanker ship at anchor, when Chris Rea Went closer to the scene of the disaster for a good look, a sudden auberge field explosion set the fuel tanker & cargo ship on fire, a spokesman said that the American crew of the tanker ship had been rescued, & were awaiting repatration from Grimsby, as they were deemed having been through enough without being dumped in Grimsby as well, the Captain of the cargo ship has been arrested, as he claimed it was a flying/exploding toilet that caused the crash
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30mj5gq9d5o

 

[grldtnr]

Despite everything, being omnipotent and everywhere at once ,all time & space .
Chris still gets lost going to the bathroom, being omnipotent has it's downsides!

 

[Dogtrousers]

In the 1980s Terry Venables and Chris Rea invented a football board game. You rolled a special set of dice and it came up with random refereeing decisions like "goal" or "offside" that drove the game forward. In later years Chris Rea used his programming wizardry to transfer the Venables and Rea random ref to computer, and the underlying VAR random algorithm was purchased by the FA.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea, or Die-er-Rea, was the tag team partner of Big Daddy during the glory days of World of Sport wrestling.

 

[Pinno718]

Chris Rea has bought the Bike Radar forum and is in the process of closing it down. It will be relaunched as Shoplifting Sonar, a middle fingered salute to his daytime TV arch nemesis...

This ^ is true, I think you should have an agony uncle thread for disillusioned cash in the attic/place in the sun/bargain hunt/homes under the hammer addicts who miss out because the SS will take over... Where am I going with this?! Please let me loose on the MAGA in NCA&P, please...

 

[PaulB]

Chris Rea, or Die-er-Rea, was the tag team partner of Big Daddy during the glory days of World of Sport wrestling.

Now be honest, you've made that up, haven't you? Tell the truth or a kitten does - horribly!

Now I recall an earlier post claiming he was going to referee this Sunday's League Cup final game at Wembley and initially I was sceptical but checked it out and that one is correct.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea binned off GRINDR after the first attempt when it sent him on a date with Richard Madeley.

 

[Pinno718]

Chris Rea put the rea in the beach. Whilst he was on it.