True Facts About Chris Rea

[Dogtrousers]

Have you wondered why Sting has been so quiet lately? He's been hard at work in his genetic engineering lab. Using cells that he gathered by going through the bins at dead of night he is planning to reveal his a hideous Rea/Madely chimaera. Behold - Rhys Readley!

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was recently fined by the gendarmes because he had old style GB number plates on the TURDIS, and not the new and fully complaint UK ones.

He would have escaped the fine, but he got a bit shirty and asked why they weren't so quick to hassle German motorists in 1940.

 

[grldtnr]

Have you wondered why Sting has been so quiet lately? He's been hard at work in his genetic engineering lab. Using cells that he gathered by going through the bins at dead of night he is planning to reveal his a hideous Rea/Madely chimaera. Behold - Rhys Readley!

Rhys Radley and not Dwyane Dibbely are you sure on that.
Smeg !

 

[steverob]

Chris Rea started an online petition demanding that Dick Dastardly be allowed to win Wacky Races just once.

Worth noting that there was a follow up to Wacky Races in the 1990's called Fender Bender 500, featuring other Hanna-Barbera characters (Yogi Bear, Top Cat, etc.) where Dick Dastardly did actually win some of the races. Of course every time he won, the prize was deliberately terrible, leaving him angry that all his cheating hadn't got him anything worthwhile.

(And that might be the only true fact on this entire thread!)

 

[Dogtrousers]

Worth noting that there was a follow up to Wacky Races in the 1990's called Fender Bender 500, featuring other Hanna-Barbera characters (Yogi Bear, Top Cat, etc.) where Dick Dastardly did actually win some of the races. Of course every time he won, the prize was deliberately terrible, leaving him angry that all his cheating hadn't got him anything worthwhile.

(And that might be the only true fact on this entire thread!)

Chris Rea has never heard of Fender Bender 500. Everyone close to him is involved in a conspiracy to keep it from him.

 

[raleighnut]

Chris Rea has never heard of Fender Bender 500.

Oh yes he has.........................he thinks it's a new guitar though

 

[grldtnr]

There's an accusation doing the rounds that Accy Cyclist isn't real. That his an AI bot created by Rea.
It was said that Drago created it , but we all know the REAL culprit...

 

[grldtnr]

And what about 'Those Magnificent men in their flying machines' , going up , down flying around, not one mention of the plastic Porta potty,.....

 

[Dogtrousers]

The alien that burst out of John Hurt's abdomen was played by Chris Rea in heavy make up.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was approached by George Lucas to play Chewbacca in Star Wars, but was unwilling to trim his luxuriant beard back to make himself look only as hairy as a wookie.

In the end Rea was persuaded to play Princess Leia.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is the star of the U.S T.V series, The Curse of Skinwalker Ranch, yet we only ever catch a fleeting glimpse of the Turdis, but the auberge field from the Turdis causes all the experiments to go belly up, electronics to fail, and cameras to catch glimpses of the Turdis, the producers and the crew will be gutted if they actually find out it's just Chris Rea who is using the property as his American Time Travel Megabase, after all the costs of the experiments

 

[Pinno718]

Chris Rea put the rea into 'aero' because he was actually dyslexic.

 

[Evil_Breakfast]

Dr. Steve Peters didn't write "The Chimp Paradox". Chris Rea did.

 

[Webbo2]

Is it true he wrote Lady in red.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea lost a bare knuckle boxing match to Ernest Borgnine.