True Facts About Chris Rea

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea put the Rea in Great Britain

 

[Pinno718]

Nicked form another forum:

Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.​

 

[yello]

An anagram of his name is rich arse. There may be more.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's twin brother had tourettes, and in a fit of heated embarrassment Rea pushed poor Dai to his death from the top of a multistorey car park.

As a consequence Rea is now wanted by the police for making an obscene clone fall.

 

[Pinno718]

I really should report that ^.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea has bought the Bike Radar forum and is in the process of closing it down. It will be relaunched as Shoplifting Sonar, a middle fingered salute to his daytime TV arch nemesis...