True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea was hiking in the backwoods of Washington state when a local hunter saw him and managed to snap my avatar picture.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris is currently touring Saturn’s rings in his Turdis. If you look after sunset you’ll be able to spot the Turdis about 3/4 of the way out.

 

[Drago]

Patrick Moore's famously dishevelled appearance is Chris Rea's fault. Moore was taking a Forest Gump in the TURDIS lavvy when Rea hit the hyperdrive warp switch for a laugh. Poor old Moore was rattled round like he'd done a hot wash cycle in a twin-tub, and was so badly dishevelled surgeons told him he would never recover.

 

[grldtnr]

Seems the Dragsters' cards been marked, I await news of a highly improbable incident in Poshshire , involving a box of novochocks' and a high-rise building without safe balconies , and a mysterious man in black with a super strength lustrous beard..,

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's favourite pass time is to dress-up as a copper and walk up and down close to David Lammy, but behind him where he won't be seen.

 

[DRM]

Reports from the U.S say a spacecraft called "Blue Ghost" has landed on the moon, however it's a cover up of the fact that the Turdis landed on the moon, after another auberge field cough, caused an emergency landing, however if you have a powerful enough telescope you can see the huge Elsan Blue, toilet chemical stain on the moons surface, where the Turdis sprang a leak

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has announced a £25 support package to purchase bootlaces for Middlesborough FC.

 

[yello]

In his youth, Chris Rea collected marbles.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

 

[Drago]

Due to the relativistic speeds achieved by the TURDIS, Chris Rea has aged only 4 years since 1975.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

He will of he ever reads this thread!

 

[yello]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

The traumatic loss motivated him to write 'Lady in Red' in memory of his favoured red peewee.

(admission : I only know one Chirs Rea song)

 

[grldtnr]

The traumatic loss motivated him to write 'Lady in Red' in memory of his favoured red peewee.

(admission : I only know one Chirs Rea song)

That's the wrong 'Chris', unless Rea wrote the song for DeBurgh Chris.
Can't blame Rea for that dirge

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea did write a song called The Lady in Blue (has gone for a poo) bit it was never a hit.

 

[yello]

That's the wrong 'Chris', unless Rea wrote the song for DeBurgh Chris.
Can't blame Rea for that dirge

I was close. Horse shoot, cow shoot... I mean, do you really care about the exact difference?