True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Graham Norton has been tipped to play Chris Rea in Auberge : the Chris Rea story.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea was offered the part of the king in 'The King & I' but turned it down as he refused to shave off his curly locks.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea was supposed to star in an episode of "Who Do You Think You Are" however it all got very confusing when researchers kept finding Chris Rea popping up in the Rea family history, then when he was supposed to visit a place to investigate what the Rea family were up to there, he hopped into the Turdis with a camera & sound crew & went to visit his actual ancestors, which just confused things even further, The BBC are unable to show the episode as the whole thing is just utterly unbelievable

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was hiking in the backwoods of Washington state when a local hunter saw him and managed to snap my avatar picture.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris is currently touring Saturn’s rings in his Turdis. If you look after sunset you’ll be able to spot the Turdis about 3/4 of the way out.

 

[Drago]

Patrick Moore's famously dishevelled appearance is Chris Rea's fault. Moore was taking a Forest Gump in the TURDIS lavvy when Rea hit the hyperdrive warp switch for a laugh. Poor old Moore was rattled round like he'd done a hot wash cycle in a twin-tub, and was so badly dishevelled surgeons told him he would never recover.

 

[grldtnr]

Seems the Dragsters' cards been marked, I await news of a highly improbable incident in Poshshire , involving a box of novochocks' and a high-rise building without safe balconies , and a mysterious man in black with a super strength lustrous beard..,

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's favourite pass time is to dress-up as a copper and walk up and down close to David Lammy, but behind him where he won't be seen.

 

[DRM]

Reports from the U.S say a spacecraft called "Blue Ghost" has landed on the moon, however it's a cover up of the fact that the Turdis landed on the moon, after another auberge field cough, caused an emergency landing, however if you have a powerful enough telescope you can see the huge Elsan Blue, toilet chemical stain on the moons surface, where the Turdis sprang a leak

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has announced a £25 support package to purchase bootlaces for Middlesborough FC.

 

[yello]

In his youth, Chris Rea collected marbles.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

 

[Drago]

Due to the relativistic speeds achieved by the TURDIS, Chris Rea has aged only 4 years since 1975.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

He will of he ever reads this thread!

 

[yello]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

The traumatic loss motivated him to write 'Lady in Red' in memory of his favoured red peewee.

(admission : I only know one Chirs Rea song)