True Facts About Chris Rea

[grldtnr]

The traumatic loss motivated him to write 'Lady in Red' in memory of his favoured red peewee.

(admission : I only know one Chirs Rea song)

That's the wrong 'Chris', unless Rea wrote the song for DeBurgh Chris.
Can't blame Rea for that dirge

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea did write a song called The Lady in Blue (has gone for a poo) bit it was never a hit.

 

[yello]

That's the wrong 'Chris', unless Rea wrote the song for DeBurgh Chris.
Can't blame Rea for that dirge

I was close. Horse shoot, cow shoot... I mean, do you really care about the exact difference?

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea did write a song called The Lady in Blue (has gone for a poo) bit it was never a hit.

The follow up song, Lady in Brown (flushes it down), also failed to chart but still earned Chris Rea a packet when Thames Water bought the rights for an ad campaign.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea has lost his marbles.

This led to his good mate Brian Johnson to get his then band, Geordie, to record their tongue in cheek song, "Geordie's Lost His Liggie" the sorry tale of Chris Rea's lost marbles, which became a staple of the North East WMC's concert rooms, a Liggie being a marble, & the netty being the loo, enjoy the true story of Chris Rea's lost marbles here

View: https://youtu.be/Y9UJ7qNOZs8?si=aQXDEgzHP_6BhHgR

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea put his gravelly voice to good use and once fronted an ACDC tribute act.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea played Nick Cotton in the first 6 episodes of EastEnders.

 

[grldtnr]

I was close. Horse shoot, cow shoot... I mean, do you really care about the exact difference?

If you mean ,do I care about the musician known as Chris Rea ?....…not one jot, nor the other Chris either.

I should say, I am not in favour of Chris Rea's overture, but having not ever ridden in a time machine, I'll not dismiss it out of hand, should he ever land next to me.
But that's unlikely ,isn't it

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea is slated to play the part of Maria in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of The Sound of Music.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea auditioned to play Tony Montana in Scarface.

However, due his convent school education he could not bring himself to say the word f*** the required number of times without fainting.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea is slated to play the part of Maria in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of The Sound of Music.

I:d pay good money to see that.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is slated to play the part of Maria in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of The Sound of Music.

I do hope they escape to Switzerland in the Time Transit !!!

 

[lazybloke]

I do hope they escape to Switzerland in the Time Transit !!!

Chris Rea was the special fx guy for Raiders of the Lost Ark ; he used auberge radiation to melt the faces of the Nazis.

He wants to go several orders of magnitude more powerful when he melts Rolf, a suitable revenge for "Sixteen going on Seventeen" , but there's a small risk of the bon Trapps and all of Salzberg falling into a singularity.

 

[Drago]

Mrs Agnes Accythwaite, 83, of Leeds, redently appeared on Antiques Roadshow with what's he claimed to be Chris Rea's beard comb.

Sadly, the intense radiation made it a "fascinating period piece for Rea collectors", but worthless in cash terms due to being highly radioactive.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In a little-known, short-lived venture, Chris Rea once designed a traveling 'Bluesmobile Circus' where the clowns drove miniature vintage cars, and the lion tamer's act was set to a slow, slide-guitar rendition of 'On the Beach.'