True Facts About Chris Rea

[grldtnr]

Chris has some odd habits. One of them is dressing as a Carmelite nun and trampolining, a leap of faith you could say!
He took this up after watching 'Bedazzled ' the Peter Moore ,Dudley cook film of 1967.
It might catch on, you never know?

 

[Drago]

In Brazil, what we call a "Brazillian" is called a Chris Rea.

 

[PaulB]

I find it extremely offensive that there are actually people on here spreading wicked and malicious lies about my dear father, Chris Rea (may he live forever). A man deified by the Utawangi tribe in deepest, darkest Africa and holds their very existence in his hands. Shame on each and every one of you!!!

 

[lazybloke]

Thanks to the Turdis and a bit of time tunnel navigation, Chris Rea has just Guest.starred in the 400th anniversary episode of EastEnders

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea assisted with rhe design of the Intercity 125.

A Deltic was strapped to the TURDIS and Rea set forth at full speed. The TURDIS travels so fast that friction with the interstellar medium caused the nose of the Deltic to melt in the slipstream, and the resulting shape was used to style the new train.

 

[grldtnr]

I find it extremely offensive that there are actually people on here spreading wicked and malicious lies about my dear father, Chris Rea (may he live forever). A man deified by the Utawangi tribe in deepest, darkest Africa and holds their very existence in his hands. Shame on each and every one of you!!!

I wouldn't worry, it's all lies....except about the TURDIS, the beard ,his feud with Richard Madely, his impropriety with Thora Hird....umm pretty much all of it really.
Although he never really wasn't friends with the Kray twins,......that much is or isn't true.
The Man , the myth ,just what is fact ,what is fiction, it's hard to tell.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea , AKA "Robbie, the third Kray twin", has an alibi for that bank job that went down on Tuesday.

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea has two pet crayfish, by the names of Ronnie and Reggie.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has sent an ultimatum to all of his garden gnomes demanding that they list their achievements and justify their existence.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea has just been made Employee of the Month by Vladimir Putin.

 

[Dogtrousers]

The KGB has denied rumours that it was recruited by Chris Rea in the 1980s. A spokesman said "We are a bona fide intelligence agency and our agents are proper spies who do spying and assassination and stuff. Rumours that they have been working as roadies for Chris Rea are unfounded and untrue".

 

[postman]

I have just got back from Specsavers and a visit to Costa.Where sitting on the settee watching the students on the Otley Run.A senior figure nipped in to use the loo.The man with a beard shouted to me tell Drago i know where he lives,and his Police history and training does not frighten me,I trained Chuck Norris.For some reason he was singing a Mark Knopfler song Fare Thee Well Northumberland.

 

[Drago]

Graham Norton has been tipped to play Chris Rea in Auberge : the Chris Rea story.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea was offered the part of the king in 'The King & I' but turned it down as he refused to shave off his curly locks.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea was supposed to star in an episode of "Who Do You Think You Are" however it all got very confusing when researchers kept finding Chris Rea popping up in the Rea family history, then when he was supposed to visit a place to investigate what the Rea family were up to there, he hopped into the Turdis with a camera & sound crew & went to visit his actual ancestors, which just confused things even further, The BBC are unable to show the episode as the whole thing is just utterly unbelievable