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Chris Rea has it
True Facts About Chris Rea
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Chris Rea has it
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Leonard Rea supplements his failing music business by working at a local garage.
He noticed that modern cars aren't made like they used to be and welding repairs are once again common.
Spotting a gap in the market Rea created a universal sill that can be welded to any car.
He patented the item as the C.L.Rea-a-Sill, and set up in business as Clrearasil.
He noticed that modern cars aren't made like they used to be and welding repairs are once again common.
Spotting a gap in the market Rea created a universal sill that can be welded to any car.
He patented the item as the C.L.Rea-a-Sill, and set up in business as Clrearasil.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Also clears up acne
grldtnr
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Chris had dabbled in the brewing industry, as we all know 'Geordie homo errctus' likes a Swally or three. He tried a new combination , of Bovril, Marmite and Liquorice, thinking it because twist on Newkie Broon.
He of course called it after himself,C. Rea soda 'Creasoda' , tried giving it to a Geordie to try ,' Ha' way Man, wha' zat yere daft hinny' as he spat it out onto a fence, it immediately said it a dark brown, and gave it an oily film, cats were immediately attracted to it.
So he thought again ,marketed it as a wood preservative, and renamed it 'Creosote', hence the timber treatment was made.
He of course called it after himself,C. Rea soda 'Creasoda' , tried giving it to a Geordie to try ,' Ha' way Man, wha' zat yere daft hinny' as he spat it out onto a fence, it immediately said it a dark brown, and gave it an oily film, cats were immediately attracted to it.
So he thought again ,marketed it as a wood preservative, and renamed it 'Creosote', hence the timber treatment was made.
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea briefly worked as an assassin.
To cover up the deliberate nature of the killings he would use the TURDIS to ram the victims car off the road.
This has given rise to there term 'Rea Ended' to describe a successful hit.
Over time the public used the term to describe normal road collisions and later generations, unaware of the origins of the term, call it "rear Ended."
To cover up the deliberate nature of the killings he would use the TURDIS to ram the victims car off the road.
This has given rise to there term 'Rea Ended' to describe a successful hit.
Over time the public used the term to describe normal road collisions and later generations, unaware of the origins of the term, call it "rear Ended."
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Yes, I remember that. He was nicknamed the Grim Rea-per wasn't he?
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
He's had to update the 'virtual illusion' (chameleon circuit) - neighbours aren't happy though - full on arms folded...
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Rea is having a party
lazybloke
Today i follow the flying spaghetti monster
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Chris Rea has branched out from 'music' to landscaping.
He best design is a blockpaved drive, carefully constructed so that when viewed in the style of a magic eye poster, it resembles the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge.
His first installation of said design attracted a lot of criticism from the home-owner, who complained his EV always did an emergency stop at the property boundary with the warning "Danger: water ahead".
He best design is a blockpaved drive, carefully constructed so that when viewed in the style of a magic eye poster, it resembles the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge.
His first installation of said design attracted a lot of criticism from the home-owner, who complained his EV always did an emergency stop at the property boundary with the warning "Danger: water ahead".
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Chris Rea, has today, had a bit of a shock, the Turdis appeared in Shalbourne Berkshire, on leaving the Turdis wearing his invisibility cloak, he was dismayed to hear the locals talking about the death of Jethro Tull, so he went to a pub where it was confirmed by more locals that this was the case, some of the locals were were doing a "Turn" singing popular songs of the day, so Chris borrowed a guitar and said I'd like to do a couple of Jethro Tull's songs in tribute to him, the bemused and confused locals witnessed Chris perform Aqualung & living In The Past, his favourite for obvious reasons, which the pubs customers thoroughly enjoyed, but were totally baffled by what had occurred,it's only when he got back to the TeesportTime Travel Megabase, that he realised his mistake, and that Ian Anderson was still in good health
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea's half Welsh half Irish Nephew, Dai O'Rea, recently scored a zero star hygiene rating at his curry restaurant.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Chris Rea is a Dictator.
An orange man told me.
An orange man told me.
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea avoids US import tariffs on the TURDIS by disassembling it and sending it to the US by FedEx, and then assembling it in-country.
