True Facts About Chris Rea

[stephec]

In every ancient history film where there's a claim of contrails in the background Chris Rea has strangely been unable to account for his whereabouts at the time.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea penned a series of musical TV ads for Ford in the 1970s.

The ad for the Ford Granada Ghia was particularly successful as it took a swipe at it rivals. The backing track, Fool If You Think It's Rover was so popular it was released as a single.

 

[lazybloke]

For once, Chris Rea's TURDIS wasn't the cause of the chaos

 

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea is a secret lemonade drinker, ......

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea founded brand of lemonade made from egg white. Rea Whites was the firsts original name, later shortened to R Whites to save money printing the labels.

 

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea is also a secret Santa cross dresser, he has a wonderful Christmas time Mrs. Santa outfit , but for some reason he wears the bra & panties the wrong way round?
( He really ought to shave his legs tho'!)

 

[stephec]

When Oscar Goldman was rebuilding Steve Austin he consulted Chris Rea on some of the trickier parts as a way of keeping the job within budget.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea was once left at home, alone as child, as the rest of his family went to visit relatives, using all his ingenuity he set up various booby traps to thwart 2 local scallywags, and ne’er do wells from breaking in to the house, he made the mistake of telling someone in the U.S about it many years later, who wrote a script and made a block buster film starring Macaulay Culkin in the part of the young Chris Rea

 

[DRM]

Every year, on December 24th, NORAD display their radar on their website,showing santa‘s sleigh on it’s delivery round, unfortunately they keep locking on to the Time Transit, driving home for Christmas, for many decades now the U.S intelligence agencies have been trying to cover up the fact that they believed Santa’s workshop was in Teesport, not the North Pole, the documents are locked away in the Pentagon, and they still believe Santa works out of Teesside

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea was once left at home, alone as child, as the rest of his family went to visit relatives, using all his ingenuity he set up various booby traps to thwart 2 local scallywags, and ne’er do wells from breaking in to the house, he made the mistake of telling someone in the U.S about it many years later, who wrote a script and made a block buster film starring Macaulay Culkin in the part of the young Chris Rea

OMG, that also explains MacGyver!

His singing and song-writing abilities seem to be significantly eclipsed by his scientific inventiveness and problem-solving prowess. One wonders what his next achievement will be.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In every ancient history film where there's a claim of contrails in the background Chris Rea has strangely been unable to account for his whereabouts at the time.

Where were you on the morning of June 5th 1874?

 

[Grant Fondo]

Chris has received an early Christmas present this year! He managed to get a small gash in his front left winter tyre repaired for £30 prior to his upcoming trip. A new tyre would have set him back £185.

 

[Drago]

Word is down Soho that Chris Rea prefers a small gash.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is due in court next week, he is suing Asda for vandalizing his Xmas pension pot boosting song, as a fully trained barrister he is hoping that Asda will get rid of the singing in the ad as he says it sounds like a very drunk hobo having a seizure, as well as tipping up a huge amount of compensation to fund his next time travel project

 

[Drago]

My research has unearthed a 1985 tv ad for the Ford Fiesta by Chris Rea.

Th accompanying song, Fool if You Think of a Nova sounded familiar...