More ancient biblical texts have been discovered regarding the nativity, it seems that as well as impersonating a wise man on a Camel, Chris Rea suggested to Joseph, and the 2 wise men that they went round to the inn to wet the baby’s head, not only did they wet the baby’s head, they also wet it’s arms, legs & torso, after having a skin full, the four drunks decided to go outside, where they thought it would be fun to do timed laps of the inn, on various Camels, donkeys and asses, tied up outside, along with drunken singing, of rugby songs, that Chris taught them, this led to the Roman Guards arresting them, for being drunk & disorderly, being in charge of various animals whilst drunk, riding various animals without a license or insurance, taking animals without the owners consent, this led to Mary & Joseph having an almighty row, after they were let out the following day, Chris decided not to hang about, left the camel where it was, and absconded back to modern day Middlesbrough, he did go back in time to 1986 and told his mate Shane MacGowan about what had happened, Shane wrote a song about it called Fairytale of Bethlehem, but was made to move the narrative to New York by his record company
