True Facts About Chris Rea
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Drago
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Chris Rea's beard is a member of the MU in it's own right. It's stage name is Lucius Popadopolus.
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I take it you've never been able to decipher the lyrics to the song
There's also mention of a Codling (young Cod) a Mackerel and a Salmon in the original 19th century song.
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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Chris Rea’s Turdis sprung a leak today
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October 1987, and Michael Fish advises the public there will be no hurricane.
And their wasn't...technically.
What we endured that night was the badly misfiring Fool Engine splattering most of England with great gusts of Auberge Radiation.
Bill Giles, who could not stand Michael Fish after the latter slept with Giles' grandma, blamed it on the very hurricane Fish said was not coming. Thus Rea's secret was maintained and Michael Fish's reputation was ruined all over the plaice.
And their wasn't...technically.
What we endured that night was the badly misfiring Fool Engine splattering most of England with great gusts of Auberge Radiation.
Bill Giles, who could not stand Michael Fish after the latter slept with Giles' grandma, blamed it on the very hurricane Fish said was not coming. Thus Rea's secret was maintained and Michael Fish's reputation was ruined all over the plaice.
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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Covering up for the Turdis leak.
grldtnr
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I'm not Geordie , Nor is Chris Rea ,for that matter , so little chance of me deciphering the oblique lyrics in the song..
Just to sure, it's probably very disparaging of anyone south of Watford.
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Chris Rea’s time travel escapades have ensured that he has seen the very beginnings of human life right through to man’s extinction, traveling back to 1964 he was overheard telling his mate, Roy Orbison all about it over a beer, this led to the whole thing being written down, and was turned into a song, which was so fantastically unbelievable it became a hit 5 years later in 1969, for the duo Zager & Evans, In The Year 2525.
View: https://youtu.be/izQB2-Kmiic
View: https://youtu.be/izQB2-Kmiic
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raleighnut
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Yep maps here oop north have a big 'Here Be Dragons' printed over the Watford Gap but the buggers keep escaping to rape and pillage us gentle folk from the shires.
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Drago
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Chris Rea founded cyclechat, and took the non-de-plume 'Shaun' after his favourite TV character, Shaun the sheep.
Due to Rea's extensive time travel abuse the forum was founded in 1921.
Due to Rea's extensive time travel abuse the forum was founded in 1921.
Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea used to believe that the earth was flat. However his views have since moved on and he now believes that the surface of the earth is the inside of a sphere.
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Thanks to Chris Rea's comstant time meddling 633 Squadron started out as fiction but is now a documentary.
