True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

The hole in the ozone layer is due to Chris Rea's rampant use of his time machine.

 

[grldtnr]

Chris wonders what Lewis Collins would do ,if his TURDIS broke down every five minutes?
Hang on it's a time machine, it don't matter, as long as it works

 

[slow horse]

Chris Rea was going to be best man at my wedding, but we fell out over some money he owed me (I'm normally the forgiving sort – it's hard when you watch someone plead poverty then start buying pints for everybody). This was before he made it big. Now he sarcastically sends me a pound every year on my anniversary.

 

[Seevio]

Last time he was in a bad mood, Chris Rea swore at a girl guide and tripped up a nun.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea failed the Cycling Proficiency exam for turning up on electric bike.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea sabotaged Remco's power meter

 

[grldtnr]

Chris is an avid Bodger the badger follower, he can't get enough of mashed potatoes, always has a pot of spuds on the go.

 

[Dirk]

Chris Rea just announced that he won't be going home for Christmas this year as his mobility scooter is stuck in a van on the M25.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's middle name is Shirley.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea's middle name is Shirley.

Shirley not

Chris Rea's middle name is Mildred

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Shirley Mildred obvs

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea only ever watches repeats on TV. He says things are always better second time around.

 

[grldtnr]

Chris is a keen cook in the kitchen, but his stumped as to why he never makes the cut for shows like the Great British bakeoff or Masterchef, especially given some of the mediocre celebrity contestants.
His favourite dish.....a little fishy ,on a little dishy, when the boat comes in.....he will do a little dance for his mammy ,and his daddy, after the boat has docked..... A very traditional Geordie lad is Chris, all though his the wrong side of the Tyne river.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea, probably because of his fresh and youthful good looks, was once chatted up my Huw Edwards.

 

[raleighnut]

Chris is a keen cook in the kitchen, but his stumped as to why he never makes the cut for shows like the Great British bakeoff or Masterchef, especially given some of the mediocre celebrity contestants.
His favourite dish.....a little fishy ,on a little dishy, when the boat comes in.....he will do a little dance for his mammy ,and his daddy, after the boat has docked..... A very traditional Geordie lad is Chris, all though his the wrong side of the Tyne river.

Haddock or Bloater ?