True Facts About Chris Rea

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea wrote the lyrics for this song when his dogs escaped down the pub


View: https://youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs

 

[DRM]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/time-traveller-says-hes-comes-33669683#
Looks like Chris Rea has been at it again

 

[Drago]

In September 1979 Chris Rea was crossing the Indian Ocean when the faulty flux capacitor caused a massive backfire in the Auberge Field...

https://www.thecollector.com/vela-incident/

 

[stephec]

In 1972 Chris Rea bought the copyrights to every single tune played on the air horns of Ford Cortinas and Capris.

In 1974 alone he earned £84,000 in royalties.

It's still a sore point to this day that he turned down an offer from Mr Whippy.

 

[Drago]

During one visit to the Falkland Islands in 1982, Chris Rea's TURDIS flew low over the airfield at Stanley and a backfire from the Auberge Field cratered the runway. Rea had been playing Road To Hell on the stereo at the time and the loud howling noise this produced was mistaken by Argentine conscripts as the Olympus engines from a Vulcan bomber.

 

[stephec]

Whenever he's walked across Redcar beach Chris Rea has never left even a single footprint.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea set the controls of the Turdis for May 6th 1937, with coordinates for Lakehurst New Jersey, in the US, he hovered around to see a real Airship float past the Turdis, as The Hindenburg floated by, under the Turdis he dropped his penknife which he using to peel an apple, which punctured the Airship releasing hydrogen gas, just as another backfire from the Turdis occurred, this caused The Hindenburg to burst into flames, at 19:25 on May 6th 1937, thereby bringing to a fiery end travel by Airship forever

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris interfering with history yet again

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris caused the fall of the Roman Empire when yet again his Turdus Abergele field generator malfunctioned

 

[grldtnr]

I am getting real confused ,? What is fact ,what is fiction ,about Chris Rea.

 

[Seevio]

It's all fact. See the title.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea doesn't believe in Santa Claus!!

 

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea doesn't believe in Santa Claus!!

I don't either.........does that make me an unbeliever OR Chris Rea?
I need help.

 

[Drago]

Chris rea's TURDIS is often mistaken for santa's sleigh by drunk schoolchildren.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea knows the last digit of the decimal expansion of Pi.