True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Cadbury took Chris Rea and covered him in chocolate.

 

[TheDoctor]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join Chris Rea.

 

[TheDoctor]

Chris Rea was the first choice to play the Captain on Star Trek : Voyager.
The two-parter 'Year of Hell' was originally a tribute to the "Road to Hell" ablum from 1989.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea had a coughing fit at home and his Alexa booked him a Hurtigruten polar cruise.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea broke wind in the bath and his Alexa booked him a cruise to Bilbao

 

[lazybloke]

Taking a break from music, and long before embarking on travels in time, Chris Rea tried his hand at advertising and quickly gained a reputation as a creative genius.
Having created "Kia-Ora, too orangey for crows" and "Fat Pigeon APPLE!" he never needs to work again.

 

[Drago]

Due to the time distortion of the Auberge Field, Chris Rea bought one and got 10 free.

 

[TheDoctor]

The Auberge album is so called because Meat Loaf had already announced his since-cancelled Aubergine project.
Jim Steinman denied it ever existed.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea and Micheael Aspel were for a pair of notorious hell-raisers back in the day. One one reported occasion they ate 10 cider lollies between them and were both sick.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea recently bought a lookalike toastie loaf instead of a real Warburtons loaf. When he found out Samuel L. Jackson let down the tyres on the TURDIS.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Chris is considered the foremost expert on Rugby Union in the world. He has published a total of fifteen books on the subject, although in 2010, decided to focus on BMX Freestyling, which has since become the most popular Olympic sport.

 

[Drago]

8 out of 10 cats prefer Chris Rea.

 

[grldtnr]

Not my Ginger Tom , he prefers mice anyday.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea has never been knowingly undersold!

 

[DRM]

In an early test flight of the Turdis, Chris Rea went back to an August day in London, 2012, his Turdis started to cough and spark, and one spark and a piece of molten metal landed on zip wire at Victoria Park, this was just as Boris Johnson was due to have a go on the zip wire, the roller stalled on the blob of metal, and left Boris dangling in a crumpled suit, waving two small Union Flags, until he was rescued by the ride operators, who got the blame for this incident, Chris Rea thought it was the funniest thing ever.