True Facts About Chris Rea

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea never returns a greeting from another cyclist as they pass each other. In fact, he often gets confused with @ianrauk

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea lubricates his chain with WD40

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea has an electric pump. He doesn’t use it on his bike.

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea lubricates his chain with WD40

You read it on the internet, so it must be true:

Chris Rea lubricates his cycle chains with WD40, we, the mighty Chris Rea's disciples, must do likewise.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has got one of those Fumpa electric bike pumps and he thinks it's great.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea single handedly repelled thr Argentinian Invasion of the Falkland islands.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Chris Rea single handedly repelled thr Argentinian Invasion of the Falkland islands.

True that. It was Auberge played on repeat what done it.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea taught Tom Daley how to knit

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea used to be a top athlete at decathlon and challenged Daley Thompson in the U23 world championships.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was Sean Bean's stuntman during the filming of Sharpe.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea used to be a top shelf stacker at Decathlon. He only did the top shelves because of his bad back couldn't take all the bending

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea carries a donor card and donated his nose to Freddie Flintoff.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea backed put of his boxing match at the Olympics over suspicions that his opponents goatee beard is not female.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea famously claims to be a resident of Middlesbrough, but his birth certificate reveals his birthplace was 'Area 51' 👽
The names of his parents are redacted

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea was scheduled to run in lane 1 of the Paris 2024 100m final. But had to pull out after forgetting his running shoes.