Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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- Inside my skull
True Facts About Chris Rea
- Thread starter Drago
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OP
OP
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea turned down the part of Kaws in the James Bond franchise as he flatly refused to shave off his goatee beard.
Grant Fondo
Guru
- Location
- Cheshire
Chris recently turned down an offer from Katie Price's agent to record a duet of 'Driving Home For Christmas'.
He later said he might reconsider when her driving disqualification ended in 2029.
He later said he might reconsider when her driving disqualification ended in 2029.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Chris Rea just WhatsApped me to say get this thread back on topic or he'll release The Road To Hell Part III - The Ninth Circle. Which mainly features a school recorder orchestra.
Gwylan
Veteran
- Location
- All at sea⛵
Well he might be the first musician dragged before the United Nations then.
That threat is acoustic warfare.
Weaponising the recorder. How low can he go?
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Chris Rea was due to join the Rolling Stones, however the band decided it wouldn't be appropriate after it was found out he had been giving Brian Jones swimming lessons
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Chris Rea was the inspiration for Windy Miller.
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
For years Chris Rea thought he'd never seen Star Wars, but it turns out he had and he'd forgotten all about it.
OP
OP
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea was the first successful recipient of a limb transplant, receiving as he did a new goatee beard from a deceased donor in 1978.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Beating a certain river-named website
OP
OP
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea received a voice transplant from Rod Stewart.
OP
OP
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
It's red, and DeBurgh slips his "lady" into it. This inspired the number one song, Don't Pay the Ferryman.
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Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Chris De Burgh was at the centre of the great "cat dressage" scandal of 1998 where he was accused of throwing Dreamies at his cat in the hope of making it dance.
Edit: oops wrong thread. I thought to his was the True Facts about Chris de Burgh thread. Chris Rea would never do such a thing.
I'm off to the admit your ignorance thread - Chris Rea and Chris de Burgh are different people.
Edit: oops wrong thread. I thought to his was the True Facts about Chris de Burgh thread. Chris Rea would never do such a thing.
I'm off to the admit your ignorance thread - Chris Rea and Chris de Burgh are different people.
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