True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea is Joe Bidens chief speech making thing woman putin.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea wrote the hit I would Walk 500 miles after his car broke down on the Road to Hell.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea has many body piercings.
None are above the waistline..

That's a bit deflating.

Does he have a puncture repair kit?

 

[Gwylan]

Dancing with Strangers contains a typo. It should read "Dancing with Stranglers"
Most of it was written after a spell in a challenging resus unit.
The record company made the change, without reference.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea wants to build Europe’s highest mountain somewhere near Middlesbrough

Build it, they will come

 

[sheddy]

Chris started running and intended to get home by December.
However he got lost and was caught and returned.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68754827.amp

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea currently has The A Team searching out the addresses of everyone who's commented on here, he's also stockpiling laxative powder to use when he takes his revenge.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris started running and intended to get home by December.
However he got lost and was caught and returned.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68754827.amp

How the media twist the truth.

He's a human being, we are all flightless. They just conflate things to imply he was a bird. Dreadful

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is a fully trained, and highly experienced gynaecological surgeon, however due to his musical commitments, he now only does part time locum work, in order to keep his hand in.

 

[Seevio]

There is an ongoing project to translate Chris Rea's greatest hits into scouse, glaswegian and cockney. If this proves a success, a further translation into brummie is planned.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Look out for Chris on Friday, he's booked in to play the 8.30pm slot at the Olympics opening ceremony.
Stairway to Heaven, We Are the Champions and Sweet Caroline are the rumours.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented Lucozade.

 

[teeonethousand]

Chris Rea is a finalist for Rea of the Year 2024

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea abducts aliens for hideous sex experiments.

 

[DRM]

It’s a little known but true fact that Chris Rea did work as a commercial shipping pilot, however he was asked to step down after several near misses and incidents, the latest being running the Napoli aground in the English Channel, then swerving to avoid a baby dolphin whilst piloting the Costa Concordia, the last straw being getting the Ever Given stuck in the Suez Canal, he is known as Dinger at Lloyds of London due to the amount of times it’s bell was rung due to his accidents, but he is affectionately known as Uncle Albert in the commercial shipping industry