True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea thought he'd us his time machine to help mankind by going back to 1912 and murdering Hitler.

Unfortunately he was reincarnated as Nigel Farage, leaving Rea vowing never to interfere with history again.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea gives chocolate coated Brussel Sprouts to any kids Trick or Treating.. 👻

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Chris Rea is a long standing and valued member of Cyclechat.

To maintain anonymity, he uses various user names on the much esteemed site.

After intensive research, we understand that his favourite cover names are PeteXXX, Dogtrousers and ..... Drago!!!!!

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has an industrial refrigerator filled with Victory Vs made with the old recipe before they took the good stuff out

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea has an industrial refrigerator filled with Victory Vs made with the old recipe before they took the good stuff out

And he can put 5 in his mouth in one go without so much as a twitch

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Chris Rea is a long standing and valued member of Cyclechat.

To maintain anonymity, he uses various user names on the much esteemed site.

After intensive research, we understand that his favourite cover names are PeteXXX, Dogtrousers and ..... Drago!!!!!

To maintain anonymity further, Chris Rea will, cleverly, use a shock face reply to any mention of him using said cover names.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea recently travelled back to September 2nd 1666, he landed near to Thames Street, close to London Bridge, at 02:00, it would appear that his flux capacitor functioned correctly, however he decided to brew a coffee using his recently acquired Trangia camping stove, and to have a quick cigarette before departing, the coffee went down well, so he flicked the still smouldering dog end, which caught on the wind, landing on a thatched roof, the resulting high winds from his departure fanned the smouldering straw roof in to flames, which went on to destroy much of London, the King was reportedly fuming that some northern twit had destroyed the capital so easily

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea finds it easier to nip back in time to watch tv programmes he has missed than programming the VCR.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea enjoys word play when naming products and services for his various business ventures.
His Brazillian Butt-lift clinic offers a Hyper-"Rear"

 

[lazybloke]

And his rollercoaster business designed Hyperia

 

[lazybloke]

There's also HyperEar hearing aid (this is getting ridiculous)

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea never eats the letters C H R I S R E A when eating alphabeti spaghetti.

 

[PeteXXX]

When Chris Rea had his upper Central Incisors extracted he thought he'd be able to star in the film Top Gum.

 

[rogerzilla]

Chris Rea was the News Bunny for L!VE TV.


View: https://youtu.be/H4p-4B1Qr6g?si=svkpOYPGdpXXay18

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's time machine backfired while visiting Beirut in 2020, with predictable consequences.