True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea waw used by scientists as a moving target for early radar experiments.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea caused a riot in Liverpool when he was caught singing the Ken Dodd hit, 'Happiness' without being accompanied by the Diddymen.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea was thinking of joining Cyclechat. But he changed his mind.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea is a flat Earther.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea is a flat Earther.

That's a common misconception. He's actually a Fat Earther.

 

[rogerzilla]

Chris Rea plays slide guitar using the hollow leg bone of a dodo.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea sued CycleChat for defamation. However, the judge ruled in CCs favour as the thread title clearly states "True Facts" so it must be true.

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea was so jealous of Bruce Dickinson's pilot licence that he applied for Concorde pilot training, he got all the way through but on the final exam day he had a parent's evening so missed out on his chance to go supersonic.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea's middle names are Anton Dec

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is an avid beekeeper, he has agreements the length and breadth of Britain with every farmer to place beehives on their land in order to pollinate their crops, he has currently cornered the UK honey market and has now set his sights on Europe, as soon as his bees get permission to emigrate, and the correct visas in place he’s set to conquer the EU honey industry with his Rea’s Bees Knees brand

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea briefly worked as a stunt double for Paul Daniels.

 

[raleighnut]

Chris Rea has a static caravan in Skegness that he stays in each summer. He loves building sand castles and eating fish and chips by the sea.

The Fish 'n' Chips will be cold by the time he'd walked to the sea at Skeggy

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea used to share a flat with Frank Bough.

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea briefly worked as a stunt double for Paul Daniels.

It was only briefly as Paul overheard the lovely Debbie McGee telling one of her friends that Chris was, 'more than a replacement for Paul in every department.'

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Unbelievable, but true.