True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Umh , I'd take Prof. Alice Roberts any day ,Pworgh!!!!!!
Maybe I can get a restraining order , not to go within a certain distance as the deflectable Ms .Roberts.
I am working on getting one for Chris Rea.,..., there's an injunction being sought for a certain Priest of the cult of Rea.

Thats PROFESSOR Roberts to you, sonny!!!

 

[grldtnr]

Now don't you worry Unca Drags, I'll treat Alice very well, she will want for nuffink , the very best Babycham going , complete with a cherry on a stick, or a Mackerson milk stout if that's what she wants, heck I've even changed the bedsheets!

Umh , I'd take Prof. Alice Roberts any day ,Pworgh!!!!!!
Maybe I can get a restraining order , not to go within a certain distance as the deflectable Ms .Roberts.
I am working on getting one for Chris Rea.,..., there's an injunction being sought for a certain Priest of the cult of Rea.

 

[lazybloke]

Now don't you worry Unca Drags, I'll treat Alice very well, she will want for nuffink , the very best Babycham going , complete with a cherry on a stick, or a Mackerson milk stout if that's what she wants, heck I've even changed the bedsheets!

I think she's washing (and colouring) her hair

 

[DRM]

Word has it Chris Rea got there first and has taken her to see the Ottoman Empire for real in preparation for her latest TV series, hopefully there will be no disasters that upset Attaturk

 

[grldtnr]

Now don't you worry Unca Drags, I'll treat Alice very well, she will want for nuffink , the very best Babycham going , complete with a cherry on a stick, or a Mackerson milk stout if that's what she wants, heck I've even changed the bedsheets!

I've got a thing for that Lucy Worsley , saucey blond minx , her that does the beeb history stuff.
Should she put out before Prof Alice then there's a chance Drags can keep his 'muse' , but should Alice be interested ,well I'll shove another mattress in the camper van....