The workings of the TURDIS are so complex that Steven Hawking gave up after seven years of trying to unravel it's secrets.
"The big bang was easier to work out than that smoggie's poxy pile of crap," he's rumoured to have ranted after one too many schooners of Harvey's Bristol Cream in the student's union bar.
The reason why Stephen Hawking is never going to fathom it out, is he excuse he isn't a blues guitarist. Chris is quite adept at slide Guitar, Mark Knopfler, the late George Harrison ,'Ole slow Hand 'Eric Clapton all have had a go around the local Waitrose Car park up in Middlesbro' .some found it easier than others
B B King had a go, but he didn't have the touch to do it.
Bass players don't stand a chance, you need to be able to play a six stringed instrument, to set the co- ordainets right, got to get just the right vibrato and sustain at a certain pitch, bending the notes.
The Clangers could do it, on account it's pretty close to Clangerease, eating sticky String pudding also helps
