grldtnr
Über Member
That's a pretty weird obsession, does THE TURDIS have radiators?
True Facts About Chris Rea
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That's a pretty weird obsession, does THE TURDIS have radiators?
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
After one drunken stag night the TURDIS materialised in Los Angeles in 1984 and a naked Chris Rea stumbled forth.
James Cameron had been working as a dustman at the time and the sight of this was later inspire the opening scene of The Terminator.
James Cameron had been working as a dustman at the time and the sight of this was later inspire the opening scene of The Terminator.
lazybloke
Priest of the cult of Chris Rea
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Don't be ridiculous, it has a time-vortex-source heat pump with forced air ventilation.
The filters in the air vents do need regular cleaning to remove Dodo feathers, but that's another story that he likes to keep to himself ever since he was bullied by David Attenborough
grldtnr
Über Member
He also got a job lot of cocktail sticks ,and a load of 'moody' tinned pineapple chunks from some geezer in Peckham.
CUSHTY!
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
grldtnr
Über Member
Yeah ,yer right! Just seen Ming the 'binge' Merciless ' pic , it's on the right hand side close to the ceiling......
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
grldtnr
Über Member
That's not Chris,he is old and weizend now, but then we should forget his in the TURDIS. So that may have been 50 yrs ago.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The film Boxing Helena was filmed entirely on location in the understairs cupboard of Chris Rea's TURDIS.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
1974, Chris Rea and the Turdis materialised at Newhaven and was admiring the sea view, when a hastily driven Ford Corsair appeared, a tall well dressed gentleman, with a moustache got out of the car then disappeared from view, Chris thought something dodgy was afoot, so got in the Turdis, and set the controls for Victorian London, as he wanted a catch up with his mate, Charles Dickens, having had an idea for a story involving Xmas, Ghosts, some paupers and a crippled child, as the Turdis landed the man, who was very well spoken, made his presence known, causing Chris to jump, he introduced himself as John Bingham, but Chris was so annoyed by the unwelcome guest, he threw the man out, telling him in no uncertain terms to Fark Off, the Gent told Chris that’s no way to talk to a peer of the realm, but Chris just told him to Haddaway and Sh*te man, slammed the Turdis door and left the man in Victorian London, where he fitted in quite well as a professional gambling gent, poppingjay, cad and bounder, it was only later when watching a TV documentary that he realised he’d dumped Lord Lucan in Victorian times, where he actually felt at home
lazybloke
Priest of the cult of Chris Rea
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Following another mass extinction caused by careless calibration of the auberge deflector dish, Chris Rea and Chris Packham have reached an out of court settlement.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
Rachel Reeves, the British chancellor, is undecided about Mr Rea. Born in Middlesborough, he could be a full-on working man, but with £8 million in the bank, he might be some kind of rich scum.
She's worried about which stereotype to use.
She's worried about which stereotype to use.
grldtnr
Über Member
Here's"s a blatant untruth,Chris Rea is the curator of Accy cyclist, Mens dress thread,right now he is, rodding the drains of the TURDIS, wearing Accys brand new purchase , Cordings' field Sports coat , in a sporting check ,with cord lined collar,
I mentioned before how he uses time travel to intercept Accys packages, Accy has always believed it's 'Er downstairs Son who mucks around with his deliveries, when it isn't It's Rea, the full strength Kronegborg affects the Auberge field of the TURDIS, and causes stuff like high class clothing and dodgy looking Fake Rolex watches, to appear disturbed and intercepted,
Accy cyclist, all your social , or should I say ABSO related problems are caused by this crack in the time continium ,of the Auberge field generator and flux field capacitor
Chris needs a new one, but Timex have stopped making them..
I mentioned before how he uses time travel to intercept Accys packages, Accy has always believed it's 'Er downstairs Son who mucks around with his deliveries, when it isn't It's Rea, the full strength Kronegborg affects the Auberge field of the TURDIS, and causes stuff like high class clothing and dodgy looking Fake Rolex watches, to appear disturbed and intercepted,
Accy cyclist, all your social , or should I say ABSO related problems are caused by this crack in the time continium ,of the Auberge field generator and flux field capacitor
Chris needs a new one, but Timex have stopped making them..
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DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
He also purchased an old Hymer motor home, from an elderly couple, in Darwen, with a view to building a luxury Time Travel vehicle, due to a lack of room at his Teesport mega base, he decided to leave it for a few weeks outside some flats, in a disabled parking spot as he had just seen a dapper gentleman drive off in his Fiat 500, leaving somewhere to leave it
