Tour De France - notre Equipe

[tdr1nka]

You're being saved for the Vuelta.

Why does the phrase, 'Human Sacrifice' spring to mind?

 

[Fnaar]

Why does the phrase, 'Human Sacrifice' spring to mind?

I don't mind!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

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[Aperitif]

Tete's ahead...

 

[Fnaar]

[fulfilling role of smutmeister general] and who is coming from behind?

 

[Speicher]

After my stint as massage person (with extra responsibility for Bars, of soap) I would like to request some time off. I would like to make sure that Mr Valverde knees and arms are OK, and offer him the appropriate TLC.

 

[Aperitif]

That's up to the DS Speicher - although I did notice the dago gentleman you mentioned with a lot of green looking stuff on him...must have been valverdegris...

You know what happens to hands that do dishes don't you..?

 

[mondobongo]

Ok we had a strongish finish today but but am sure if we suggested it to Monsieur Le Noodley we might get the ok to go off the front tomorrow, with a view of staying away all the way into Super Besse we might well get Dave Millar to come with us.

 

[wafflycat]

[fulfilling role of smutmeister general] and who is coming from behind?

I do believe that it's your job to take them all unexpectedly from up the rear of the bunch

 

[Dayvo]

I do believe that it's your job to take them all unexpectedly from up the rear of the bunch

In the mould of the lanterne rouge shirt lifter!

 

[Fnaar]

I do believe that it's your job to take them all unexpectedly from up the rear of the bunch

Only if I get to fettle a bottom bracket or two, and inspect their nipples

 

[Noodley]

OK, there's been far too much dicking about at the back, and trying to help everyone else with massages. Tomorrow is a big day. So I want tete, girofan, mondo and yenners to get their fingers out and show us what you've got.

Wee Joe has been snapping away all year to get a chance and if I don;t start seeing some better efforts I'll let him loose on your bikes...

 

[Aperitif]

 

[Joe24]

OK, there's been far too much dicking about at the back, and trying to help everyone else with massages. Tomorrow is a big day. So I want tete, girofan, mondo and yenners to get their fingers out and show us what you've got.

Wee Joe has been snapping away all year to get a chance and if I don;t start seeing some better efforts I'll let him loose on your bikes...:wink:

Yeh
They will be lighter then aswell

 

[Smokin Joe]

The mechanics are seriously peeved at not being given a seeing to massage by the girls like them overpaid faggots who just have to turn up and sit in the peleton all day. We work hard too you know, up half the night hammering the bikes back into shape. Unless we get our turn on the massage table I may be forced to call Comrade Redcogs to approach management with our demands.