Tour De France - notre Equipe

[rich p]

Cathryn's mum checked out Stage 6 and I checked out Stage 7, so we may be awol for a short time while we check out each others profiles.
Nobby long

 

[mondobongo]

RT OR Gezza where have you parked the bloody team coach, its time to go.

 

[tdr1nka]

This picture shows Smokin Joe's effort at spoke straightening with the extra large hammer requested late last night - after half a bottle of Absynthie. Now, we all know that...Absynthe makes the art grow fonder... Following this effort, the Sponsors have offered S/Joe the post of Head Mechanic at Halfords, Fishguard.
He declined though, and the Halfords board are continuing to hold urgent talks whilst relaxing aboard the company yacht moored offshore

Thanks for the explaination Peri', I thought that was a graph of the team pay scale!!

 

[Aperitif]

No no no no - that would be a perfect circle!

Payment by results! Where's that bus..?

 

[Cathryn]

Cathryn's mum checked out Stage 6 and I checked out Stage 7, so we may be awol for a short time while we check out each others profiles.
Nobby long

Euw....

 

[wafflycat]

As massage person I am noticing a worrying tendency amongst the cyclists. They seem to think of safety first at all times, quite correct, but would they please take their helmets off before arriving for their massage.

I'll sort their helmets for you Speicher...

 

[Dayvo]

I'll sort their helmets for you Speicher...

Such selfless dedication to one's duty!

 

[Speicher]

Yes, riders might want an Indian Head Massage, as well as all the muscles in their legs.

 

[Noodley]

Well bloody done, Walker! You showed them what you are made of - Cancellara and Millar did not stand a chance. Now, the rest of you take note of this performance and stop fecking about and getting lost all the time.

Instructions for tomorrow - I want to see Keith up the road in a break early doors. It might not be successful and the forecast looks like it'll be hard work, but we need our name seen. Yenners, if it comes to a sprint finish I want you to lead out for Dave5N - you'll get your chance soon enough...and Dave, never mind the bloody cameras until your over the line.

 

[wafflycat]

Yes, riders might want an Indian Head Massage, as well as all the muscles in their legs.

I'll massage any sort of head, not just an Indian one

Not sure that's the correct way to phrase that...

 

[Dayvo]

I'll massage any sort of head, not just an Indian one

Yes, I'm very sorry I slagged off East Anglia, waffles! Was only joshing!

 

[rich p]

I'll massage any sort of head, not just an Indian one

Where's Fnaar when you need him? I'm going to give this one a swerve on the grounds that I may regret it

 

[wafflycat]

Right team...

I have the baby oil.

Who wants a late evening massage of tired muscles? Remember to check your helmets ready for me to sort out so they are nice and clean for the morning. Don't want any sweaty, salty, gritty bits stuck to your helmets or you'll get a nasty rash tomorrow.

 

[Dayvo]

Well I'm supposedly one of the team entertainers, but I'll happily get me helmet on ready for inspection!
Got to get back in the groove, you see!

 

[Dayvo]

From left to right, who, in our team, do we have here?

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