Tour De France - notre Equipe

[graham56]

Right team...

I have the baby oil.

Who wants a late evening massage of tired muscles? Remember to check your helmets ready for me to sort out so they are nice and clean for the morning. Don't want any sweaty, salty, gritty bits stuck to your helmets or you'll get a nasty rash tomorrow.

Dee me forst hinny

 

[wafflycat]

Well I'm supposedly one of the team entertainers, but I'll happily get me helmet on ready for inspection!
Got to get back in the groove, you see!

OOOH... nasty. A groove in your helmet is exactly the sort of place where festering can start. Here, use this wire brush to make sure you don't have anything sticking to your helmet...

 

[Aperitif]

Looks like Walker, Keith, Tetedelacourse with yenrod, mondobongo and Spandex!

Get washed and brushed up - there's baby oil all round for you lot!



Nice image Dayvo 10/10

 

[wafflycat]

Dee me forst hinny

Ahreet bonnie laad. Stick yor hint end on the tybel ower heer, an aal be with y inna a minnit.

And mind them cleats in the corner ower there, ah divvint want y cowpin yor kreels or yee'll be havvin t'see the medics! An w'canna have that, noo, can'wuh!

 

[Cathryn]

I thought the team language would be english!!!

 

[Fnaar]

Where's Fnaar when you need him? I'm going to give this one a swerve on the grounds that I may regret it

I'm not in the team....
Does the team need a smutmeister general?

 

[Cathryn]

How can you not be in the team?

 

[Fnaar]

How can you not be in the team?

Ah divven't knaa....
Well, bugger me.... so I am.... how the frick did that happen????

 

[tdr1nka]

As team psychologist I thought I'd ask how everyone was doing for motovation, I've got a fresh pot on the go.

Fnaar, I think your humour would be good for moral as Bonj appears to have disappeared. In fact I haven't seen him since Dover?

 

[Noodley]

Ah divven't knaa....
Well, bugger me.... so I am.... how the frick did that happen????

You're being saved for the Vuelta.

 

[marinyork]

Those teapots of LOTP must make a mean advantage for our team in that area.

 

[mondobongo]

You're being saved for the Vuelta.

No no no you promised that we wouldn't have to ride on the motorway this year.

 

[Noodley]

No no no you promised that we wouldn't have to ride on the motorway this year.

You're okay. Only the one Grand Tour for you. Now go and get some sleep! How the hell are you gonna be fresh enough to race if you're still up at this time of night? Knuckle down, laddie...or you will be riding the Vuelta!

 

[Dayvo]

You're being saved for the Vuelta.

Nothing to do with drugs, but what makes you think we'll be invited to Spain?

We'll be like a load of 18-80s on the piss and getting horribly sunburned!

 

[Landslide]

May I also be soap monitor?

How was Home & Away last night?