Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Puddles]

You vile insidious troll like creature go ooze back under your stone and get a ‘kin life some people do actually have one, meaning they have better things to do with their time! If it makes you feel important and vital to your need to affirm your arrogant, superior view of yourself then crack on, I, on the other hand should be so lucky to have the time to ponder the meaning and purpose of my existence!

 

[hopless500]

You vile insidious troll like creature go ooze back under your stone and get a ‘kin life some people do actually have one, meaning they have better things to do with their time! If it makes you feel important and vital to your need to affirm your arrogant, superior view of yourself then crack on, I, on the other hand should be so lucky to have the time to ponder the meaning and purpose of my existence!

Having a good day then so far Puddles?

 

[EltonFrog]

Sir, you are a short, overweight, middle aged man with very little hair on your head, do you really think wearing baggy shorts and flip flops this time of year in Milton Keynes shopping centre is a good look? You don't have anyone in your life that loves you do you? And lose the ear stud.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Pat?

Hey!!!! Just reading this!

 

[Arjimlad]

Sorry my colleague has the audacity to pop out to buy himself something to eat at around 1pm today, without warning you and his 100 other clients first. He is only in the office between 8am and 8pm at the moment after all. If you let him know next time you want to pop in & speak to him you could fix up a mutually convenient time, we quaintly call it an appointment.

 

[akb]

There are procedures in place for a reason. If you dont fill in the correct forms regarding you request; don't be alarmed when I give your request back to you in a short tone and request for more information. And also dont then go complaing to my department manager because you are an ignorant, pompous fluck.

 

[Arjimlad]

I don't know why I chose this particular road to the shops, when there are three alternative routes all of which are much the same length and take about the same amount of time as this one.

Sorry that I didn't spend long enough analysing which route would be better today taking into account barometric pressure, the orientation of the planets and whether any important sporting fixtures might be affecting traffic more than three miles away from any sports ground.

And if I didn't turn left into that side road it's because I'm going straight on and will get there that way.

Would you like to drive us the rest of the way, whilst I go and have a lie down in the boot ?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

It's funny how friendly people become when you're saving them a fortune.

 

[EltonFrog]

Oi! Guitarist on Jools Holland show. You are in blumen hot studio with a billionty load of lights on you, during one of the warmest autumns we have ever had. Take off ya big thick coat, scarf and hat you pretentious knob

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Really, am I REALLY the only person who is going to vote 'Yes' next year, really??

Am I the only one to realise that with a 'No' vote it will give the green light to the irronious, weasel faced treacherous ****s in Westminster to do whatever they bloody well please in Scotland?? Just look at what they have foisted on us over the years, do you REALLY think they are all going to act like Saints in the aftermath?

I mean, are you stupid, seriously? You just have to look at their latest stupid new name, 'Project Fear', I mean if that isn't a big enough clue then I don't know what is!!

Oh and yes, Scotland has its own Irronious weasel faced treacherous ****s too, but at least they will be ours, and we can vote them out instead of having to rely on a system 400 miles away which clearly doesn't work, that's the whole point!!

Really, I am very seriously leaving the country come a 'No' vote (suggestions always welcome.... Polite ones I mean) and when Westmonster start turning the screw on you who are left who voted 'No', DON'T come moaning to me, you made your mind up so LIVE WITH IT!!

Really, I despair at my fellow countrymen and woman.

 

[swee'pea99]

Oi! Guitarist on Jools Holland show. You are in blumen hot studio with a billionty load of lights on you, during one of the warmest autumns we have ever had. Take off ya big thick coat, scarf and hat your pretentious knob

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjlSVOGu4II

 

[Smurfy]

Really, am I REALLY the only person who is going to vote 'Yes' next year, really??

Am I the only one to realise that with a 'No' vote it will give the green light to the irronious, weasel faced treacherous ****s in Westminster to do whatever they bloody well please in Scotland?? Just look at what they have foisted on us over the years, do you REALLY think they are all going to act like Saints in the aftermath?

I mean, are you stupid, seriously? You just have to look at their latest stupid new name, 'Project Fear', I mean if that isn't a big enough clue then I don't know what is!!

Oh and yes, Scotland has its own Irronious weasel faced treacherous ****s too, but at least they will be ours, and we can vote them out instead of having to rely on a system 400 miles away which clearly doesn't work, that's the whole point!!

Really, I am very seriously leaving the country come a 'No' vote (suggestions always welcome.... Polite ones I mean) and when Westmonster start turning the screw on you who are left who voted 'No', DON'T come moaning to me, you made your mind up so LIVE WITH IT!!

Really, I despair at my fellow countrymen and woman.

Wow! I didn't realise you had it in you MDB!

Your talent is totally wasted here in 'Cafe'. Get yourself into CA&D pronto, where you can be properly appreciated!

 

[marknotgeorge]

Me opening a door and starting to go through it is not the cue for you to start telling me something I already know, usually because you've already told me!

 

[TheDoctor]

If you're going to insist on having my passport number. either read it from my profile (like you did for my address) or let me type it into the ruddy box!

 

[EltonFrog]

Oi! Lead singer in The National, stoop looking at your shoes when your singing. Knob Head.