Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Maverick Goose]

Really, am I REALLY the only person who is going to vote 'Yes' next year, really??

Am I the only one to realise that with a 'No' vote it will give the green light to the irronious, weasel faced treacherous ****s in Westminster to do whatever they bloody well please in Scotland?? Just look at what they have foisted on us over the years, do you REALLY think they are all going to act like Saints in the aftermath?

I mean, are you stupid, seriously? You just have to look at their latest stupid new name, 'Project Fear', I mean if that isn't a big enough clue then I don't know what is!!

Oh and yes, Scotland has its own Irronious weasel faced treacherous ****s too, but at least they will be ours, and we can vote them out instead of having to rely on a system 400 miles away which clearly doesn't work, that's the whole point!!

Really, I am very seriously leaving the country come a 'No' vote (suggestions always welcome.... Polite ones I mean) and when Westmonster start turning the screw on you who are left who voted 'No', DON'T come moaning to me, you made your mind up so LIVE WITH IT!!

Really, I despair at my fellow countrymen and woman.

Hardcore MDB- better than Mel Gibson in A Very Historically Accurate Film About Scottish History

 

[andrewpreston]

Dear Boss,
The only difference between us is:
I screw up and I loose my job. You screw up and I loose my job.
Could you please,sometimes, admit that you are capable of making,and do make, mistakes.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Just about had enough of being spoken to like shoot.
I am now seriously considering just walking out the door. I could do it any moment.
I have no contract, I didn't even receive company T&Cs or an induction when I started, which means you broke the law. So why should I give notice?

You need me more than I need you.

 

[ColinJ]

"What is the simplest and cheapest way to cash a (US) $7,967 royalty cheque in the UK?"

(Well, I could say it, but unfortunately I don't need to! )

 

[TheDoctor]

Why do you 'share' every single hoax story you come across?
Have you never heard of Snopes? Does nothing strike you as implausible?

 

[Silver Fox]

Just goes to show how wrong you can be about someone, I'm disappointed. I thought you were a friend. If it wasn't for my friendship with your husband I'd have nothing more to do with you. For his sake I'll not say anything, just know I think you're a disloyal, two faced cow.

 

[Speicher]

You owe me an apology. It should be a very sincere apology, and preferably within the next ten days.

Ten days should be long enough for you to decide how to apologise sincerely.
Or perhaps it isn't. What about ten weeks, or ten months?

 

[screenman]

If you really think my job is easy, here have the tools and see how you get on.

 

[TVC]

We all know you are lying, we are all laughing at you. Just stop and think next time.

 

[Lullabelle]

Really looking forward to being back at work, I have missed your constant whinging and snarling about how useless your partner is and how badly behaved your children are, great

 

[screenman]

If you are really cleverer, better, smarter and can do the job better than your boss then why are you not doing it, whilst earning more money than what you do now.

I could say that to no end of people working for my successful hardworking customers.

 

[Lullabelle]

If you are really cleverer, better, smarter and can do the job better than your boss then why are you not doing it, whilst earning more money than what you do now.

I could say that to no end of people working for my successful hardworking customers.

We used to have a cleaner at work who claimed that the bosses were useless and he could do a better job, so how come he cleaned lavatories for a living?

 

[gbb]

I groan inside everytime you bring ANOTHER packet of crisps.., you champ away while eating them, mouth open just enough to make eating them noisier than it could be. You eat three packets a day (amongst all the other crud you eat) and then have the gall to complain your stomach is iffy. Thats just what i have to witness at work...what the hell are you like at home ?
Actually, i have said the above (albeit slightly toned down) to the crisp addict...it could only get worse if you slurped you tea, i swear i'd do you damage if i were a violent man.
You're a nice old boy (teenager)..but you spoil it by having rank eating habits.
To top it all, when i have challenged you politely ..you excuse yourself by saying 'But its noisy food '...like that makes it ok. No, its just bad manners, plain and simple.

Having written all that, ive got a feeling i may have got it off my chest before

 

[Speicher]

Well, I step back in amazement! You could knock me over with a feather.

Better late than never I suppose!

Do I need to buy a new hat?

Yes, I could say all this when I have recovered from the shock but I think I might need to be more diplomatic.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Fish Supper.

It always comes out as "Fis Shupper"