Things you'd like to say, but can't

[tadpole]

Dear other forum, FFS man up, Christmas happens every year, yes every year, and the Christmas tat is always in the shop months before, there is no reason to make Christmas a swear word. Grow up, and stop being so anal about how it was in the "good old days", you never lived in the good old days, I'm older than you and the shops were selling Christmas tat, before bonfire night when I was in infant school. And that was a long time ago.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't worry, its none of the really prolific posters, more someone who has been slowly burning a hole in my side for ages.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Keep guessing

 

[Spinney]

You mean you wanted to tell someone to 'keep guessing' but you couldn't ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You mean you wanted to tell someone to 'keep guessing' but you couldn't ?

Keep guessi..... Oh touche.

 

[Lullabelle]

You are cold calling, do not call me 'my luvvie' nor use my first name as though we are friends, we are not, we are complete strangers and I find your approach unprofessional and offensive.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Why do you say hello as if I want to talk to you?
You treated the love of my life like shoot for no good reason and you want to pretend nothing ever happened?
Get stuffed!

 

[Sandra6]

You are cold calling, do not call me 'my luvvie' nor use my first name as though we are friends, we are not, we are complete strangers and I find your approach unprofessional and offensive.

You can say that, and then hang up.

 

[andrewpreston]

To my workmate, J#%*$#. Please try not to sound like a Vax machine sucking up a major liquid spill when you're eating in the break room.

Oh, and to everyone else in the workshop. It is NOT funny to be horribly flatulent in the workplace and make it smell like a farmyard.

 

[Sandra6]

To my workmate, J#%*$#. Please try not to sound like a Vax machine sucking up a major liquid spill when you're eating in the break room.

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Ooh, we have one of those at work too. Annoying.

 

[Lanzecki]

To my child's new football team manager: I wouldn't volunteer to do what you do in a hundred years, but I have to wonder why you do it when you seem to dislike it. They are the under 12's girls team that was formed 3 weeks ago. They are not going to be like Man U. Please stop comparing them to the county under 16 boys team you help coach to the county final last year. Stop roaring at them as if every mistake is an personal insult. Advise, congratulate them when they do well, and look forward.

They will reward you by enjoying the game and thanking you for being their coach.

 

[EltonFrog]

Madam, please don't talk over my head to the waiter that is serving me, who the farking hell do you think you are?

 

[byegad]

I have a sign on my door saying no cold callers, canvassers etc.

So why have you knocked on my door trying to sell me something?

Hang on, I really do say that every time some phoocwhit knocks on the damn door to sell me stuff I don't need or want. But only after I stand with the door open pointing to the sign for 5 seconds.

 

[swee'pea99]

You are cold calling, do not call me 'my luvvie' nor use my first name as though we are friends, we are not, we are complete strangers and I find your approach unprofessional and offensive.

I spent an incredibly frustrating and ultimately futile 35 minutes talking to a woman at BT's outsourced Indian technical 'support' operation, informing her after 20 minutes or so that I was probably not alone in bridling at her constantly calling me 'dear', and she'd probably do well to avoid it in future.

 

[Kies]

put some lights on your bike nobber!!!