Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Andy in Germany]

"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.

I felt that way as a 'client'. Now as working in a organisation on the other side that has dealings with the Job Centre here, I still want to say this...

 

[Edwardoka]

On-topic but a few years ago:

Hello, person sitting over there who is two tiers above me (but on a separate branch of the corporate structure), I can see you working on your CV instead of doing the work you're paid to do.
How do I know it's a CV from this distance and not some other document?
Funny you should ask, I recognise it on account of having designed it. For my own. Which you've ripped off.

 

[Jenkins]

The braking on your Audi Q7 is impressive - bringing such a large & heavy vehicle down from 80mph to 30mph in such a short distance so you can make the slip road to the service station was amazing.

Just a pity that you were in the outside lane of the A14 at the time...

 

[Lullabelle]

The message has finally got through then

 

[Lullabelle]

You are complaining about your 14 year old son's drinking, well, what do you expect? Ever since those kids were born you and your partner have regularly been hammered in front of them so maybe he feels it is the norm.

 

[Andy in Germany]

You are complaining about your 14 year old son's drinking, well, what do you expect? Ever since those kids were born you and your partner have regularly been hammered in front of them so maybe he feels it is the norm.

Alas a pattern we often see. Children never stop learning.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Do red and grey squirrels have the same size nuts and if so how many?

 

[Lullabelle]

Had you got this sorted out when you first asked then they will have been finished by now, instead you dragged your heels and it is only now, 1 week later that you have got stuff together, tomorrow is my last day so I doubt I will be able to help.

 

[Lullabelle]

Give your jaw and our ears a rest... oh you have finished for the day, thank god-no one needs to spend that much time discussing football and cricket

 

[Edwardoka]

Good god man the sun is still high in the sky, you should not be throwing up on your own shoes for at least another 4 hours.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

self-gratification artists....

 

[ColinJ]

Good god man the sun is still high in the sky, you should not be throwing up on your own shoes for at least another 4 hours.

He's no lightweight, he is well into the second day of his drinking session!

 

[Edwardoka]

He's no lightweight, he is well into the second day of his drinking session!

He was not. But shots of Jägermeister while sitting outside in the sun for several hours was only going to end one way.

 

[Andy in Germany]

"I didn't get a puncture this morning."

Same place too. I think I know what happened this time but I'll have to take a look later.

 

[Lullabelle]

Your parking prowess is amazing, no traffic warden would dream of putting a ticket on your car