Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Jenkins]

Your one day of attendance at work this week and you still overslept. And you expect us to be gratefull that you came in at all.

EFF OFF

 

[Lullabelle]

I can't do this anymore

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I can't do this anymore

 

[Edwardoka]

Stop torturing yourself, there was nothing more you could do. Hindsight is 20/20, but he's gone now.

The last thing he would want is for you to tear yourself to pieces over would-have/could-have/should-haves.

 

[Jenkins]

That reminds me - I must get some muffins!

 

[Lullabelle]

Had you bothered to ask rather than assume we wouldn't be in this position, once again we are behind because of you.

 

[potsy]

Your latest plan to alienate the work force starts tomorrow, this is going to be good

 

[perplexed]

To the Job Centre:

"An occupational therapist is not an ergotherapist. Ergotherapists are very smart people who work with medical things. I am trained to train people with mental, psychological or social difficulties. Stop sending me information about organisations hiring Ergotherapists. I am not qualified to do that job."

Don't sell yourself short - this little problem just requires belief to overcome! (Copyright, B. Johnson...)

 

[Andy in Germany]

Don't sell yourself short - this little problem just requires belief to overcome! (Copyright, B. Johnson...)

Unlike Mr. Johnson, I don't want to harm people...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm not going to buy another bike

Steady on...

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Unlike Mr. Johnson, I don't want to harm people...

Not even Mr Johnson?

 

[Lullabelle]

You may need some calamine lotion for that rash.

One of the engineers has a huge crush on my boss and is all over her like rash, obviously she is crazy about him too because he seems to think he is god's gift to womankind

 

[MontyVeda]

"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.

 

[Edwardoka]

"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.

The only thing worse than a jobsworth is an outsourced jobsworth.

 

[ColinJ]

"You are the most inactive and apathetic agency i have ever dealt with! Honestly, if any of you ever got a proper job, you'd best buck your ideas up or you'll soon find yourselves applying for Universal Credit, then you'll see things from my side of the fence!!"

...is what I wanted to say during my latest dealings with the job centre.

As a recently unemployed young man, I told a bolshy benefits officer that if it were not for unemployed people like me then he would be unemployed and then maybe I could get a job telling him that he should pull his finger out and get a job!

I was joking, but it didn't go down well ...