Things you'd like to say, but can't

[derrick]

Hang on - let me finish checking me bloody facebook and twitter first, eh, mate?

Probably a cycle chatter.

 

[SoapyWeasel]

To my younger self:
don't go near her she's toxic and will continue to cause grief over 10 years post divorce.

To my not so younger self, Make the most of Dad.

 

[Vantage]

To my younger self:
don't go near her she's toxic and will continue to cause grief over 10 years post divorce.

To my not so younger self, Make the most of Dad.

Didn't know you knew my ex wife.

 

[SoapyWeasel]

Didn't know you knew my ex wife.

Maybe they are clones?

 

[Andy in Germany]

To the Job Centre:

"An occupational therapist is not an ergotherapist. Ergotherapists are very smart people who work with medical things. I am trained to train people with mental, psychological or social difficulties. Stop sending me information about organisations hiring Ergotherapists. I am not qualified to do that job."

 

[oldwheels]

Do you wander along the middle of the street where you live and expect all the other traffic to get out of your way? No I thought not so don’t effing do it here.

 

[Lullabelle]

You say you don't feel very well and probably won't be coming to see us, well that is a cop out isn't it..you know we have issues with you and want to have a chat about things, so rather than turn up and deal with things as a grown up you are 'sick'. You are just prolonging the inevitable. Never mind, when you join us on the system all your mistakes will light up like beacons and management will see them all! If we could just deal with things like adults that shouldn't happen so really you are just shooting yourself in both feet.

 

[potsy]

hope it all works out in your favour.

It worked out for me, my replacement on the other hand lasted one day before going off sick

 

[Rocky]

I’d be really really happy if I never read the word e-bike again.

 

[AndreaJ]

Shropshire council can you stop ruining the fairly recently resurfaced lanes with the loose chippings , these are the lovely smooth ones without the potholes and maybe fix the potholes/craters on the other lanes instead!

 

[derrick]

Enfield council, stop building more houses, when the schools, hospitals, doctors, police, and roads can cope then build more houses, untill then sort out the infrustructer.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I'm not going to buy another bike

 

[Rocky]

I'm not going to buy another bike

Not even a souped-up e-bike?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Not even a souped-up e-bike?

Not yet, give me another 10 years!

 

[derrick]

Not yet, give me another 10 years!

Thats what i like to here, get one when your old.