Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Profpointy]

But they are asking for widescreen tvs, ovens, etc etc specific brands of furniture ......

Fair enough that's maybe a bit cheeky and / or odd, and is a little different from "has anyone got an old chest of drawers spare?", or trying to scrounge an old telly

 

[Andy in Germany]

Yes madam, I know you are standing right next to your shopping trolley, but you parked it across the entrance to the supermarket and there is a line of people waiting for you to move.

(I didn't need to say this, because the gent waiting gave me a huge grin and ironic "Thank you" as he went past...)

 

[ColinJ]

Colin - the reason that the coffee in the pot looks 'different' is because you forgot to boil the kettle ...

Colin - the coffee hasn't gone cold while you were distracted by CycleChat; it was never hot in the first place!

 

[gbb]

Wrighty, yer show's getting a bit sh**, no joking...and that's with a 'g'

 

[Lullabelle]

Careful with those grapes, they appear to be rather sour

 

[Bromptonaut]

You've never hitched up the caravan yourself and the only time you tow is between Aires on long drags through France.

Why do think it's OK to stand over me and tell me I'm doing it wrong while getting sorted to tow it back it to store?????

 

[Lullabelle]

At the end of this month a new bod will be joining us in the office, an engineer. For some reason 1 of the others has been clucking and fussing over the whole thing, no idea why but he isn't happy, it is funny to watch him behave like a child.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I told you, I Bl**dy told you.

Four years ago.

Repeatedly.

But you didn't listen,

And now I'm having to sort out the mess.

So stop sulking at me now things aren't working the way you absolutely demanded they should...

 

[Lullabelle]

You are wondering how she is doing on holiday? Well, no doubt she and her partner have had at least 1 blazing row and not spoken to each other for a few days, done a lot of shouting and bawling at the kids-because apparently that is what you do when you have kids- and will come back in next Monday with her usual face and spend the whole day complaining about her family and how they 'did her head in' so just the usual really.

 

[Lavender Rose]

You are wondering how she is doing on holiday? Well, no doubt she and her partner have had at least 1 blazing row and not spoken to each other for a few days, done a lot of shouting and bawling at the kids-because apparently that is what you do when you have kids- and will come back in next Monday with her usual face and spend the whole day complaining about her family and how they 'did her head in' so just the usual really.

This is why you don't have kids....let alone take them on holiday haha!

 

[SpokeyDokey]

This is why you don't have kids....let alone take them on holiday haha!

Neither of us would have children if we had our time again.

 

[Lullabelle]

This is why you don't have kids....let alone take them on holiday haha!

Neither of us would have children if we had our time again.

Her idea of motherhood is to shout at her kids all the time, it isn't necessary, my folks talked to us never shouted.

 

[Jenkins]

I just wish it was a little bit warmer.

 

[ColinJ]

I just wish it was a little bit warmer.

It is currently (10:15 pm) 5 degrees C warmer in this room with the door open than it was in April at noon with the door shut and the heating on!

 

[cookiemonster]

I just wish it was a little bit warmer.

I just wish it was a little cooler. About 10-15c cooler.