Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Deleted member 26715]

Will you stop telling customers that you have made some changes & try again, when in reality you have done F*** All & just kicked the can down the road & into somebody else's lap

 

[Edwardoka]

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

 

[Slow But Determined]

Shame he had to take it to a tribunal.

https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/new...icant-rejected-cheshire-constabulary-16353954

 

[Dave7]

Right, youve filled up your car with fuel, you have paid, got back in and put your seat belt on. Now you are just sat there. WHEN are you going to actually start the engine and sod off so I can get to the pump.

 

[ColinJ]

Right, youve filled up your car with fuel, you have paid, got back in and put your seat belt on. Now you are just sat there. WHEN are you going to actually start the engine and sod off so I can get to the pump.

Hang on - let me finish checking me bloody facebook and twitter first, eh, mate?

 

[alicat]

Right, youve filled up your car with fuel, you have paid, got back in and put your seat belt on. Now you are just sat there. WHEN are you going to actually start the engine and sod off so I can get to the pump.

When you look the right shade of puce, @Dave7!

 

[Racing roadkill]

I thought this was a pub, not a flipping kindergarten. Kindly take your ferrel spawn elsewhere, and whilst you’re at it, it’s 1 o’ clock in the afternoon, get changed out of your pyjamas, there’s a good creature.

 

[Racing roadkill]

You clueless daffodil, why don’t you do one, and make comments only when you know what you’re talking about? Utter buffoon. This one applies a lot, not just to the Internet.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

******€£#! ***** ***** #%*+^€£¥?

 

[Andy_R]

******€£#! ***** ***** #%*+^€£¥?

That's easy for you to say....

 

[Edwardoka]

"Actually no I don't think you should be allowed to drive your sprogs to school as it makes life hell for vulnerable road users who are trying to make journeys that are actually important."

(I may have found myself caught up in the school run rush today in the p***ing rain while going to visit a sick relative and had my life endangered on several occasions by people chauffering their little darlings in 3 ton w***panzers, can you tell?)

 

[Lullabelle]

You make such a big thing about all the cleaning you do at home, you ignore your kids because cleaning is more important, and yet during the day you run your fingers through your hair and any that are loose end up on the floor, you tip your coffee dregs into a cup and leave it un-emptied, last Wednesday you left a sandwich in your draw-you are not back until Tuesday, what state will that be in when you come back? Your habits here are pretty gross yet your house is spotless apparently you are the queen of cleaning.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Have you ever considered that you might be in the wrong job? Maybe you should find a more suitable one where you can, say, threaten British Secret Agents with lasers, which is clearly more suited to your talents than being Guest Relations Manager?

 

[Andy in Germany]

(In answer to a client who said "I won't be able to work very fast today Herr Ingermany, I'm not feeling well")

"Really? Okay, I'll keep an eye on you and tell you if I notice any difference..."

Possibly a little unfair as he has good days as well as bad, but it was tempting...

 

[Vantage]

If I take you out with me on the bike today, are you going to behave or act like a total nob and chase the other dogs as usual?