Things you'd like to say, but can't

[MossCommuter]

• Would of
• Could of
• Should of

Consider:

• Should have
• Would have
• Could have

or even:

• Shudda
• Wudda
• Cudda

or take the contraction:

• Should've
• Would've
• Could've

Not "of"

Oh no

Not "of"

 

[andy0001]

there, their and they're! learn the difference! Oh and also the words effect and affect are different too!
Sorry but a person I talk with on Facebook does it all the time!
Also a kind word about my boss, No I can't think of any! he's useless, completely and utterly useless. why do they keep this moron here?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Listen, look, I obviously made a mistake in writing something WITHOUT adding a disclaimer saying that it wasn't my views, but most people with a brain would have realised what I was doing because it was AS CLEAR AS DAY!

Clear to everyone that is except for you, and now you keep punishing me for it because you were too thick to understand what I was saying, despite the fact that I have only explained it to you about 20 times!


The worrying thing is that you are in a position of power.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Yo baby, can't you see that's nonsense you watchin'? Look, don't
nobody look like that, nobody even live that, you know what I'm sayin'? You
watchin' garbage, not'in' but garbage. Straight up garbage. Yo, why don't
you just back up from the TV, read a book or som'in. Read about yourself,
learn your culture, you know what I'm sayin'?

 

[TheDoctor]

^^Word.

 

[ianrauk]

What part of 'I am not in the office Friday's so can't accept the delivery' do you not understand you effin berk! Saying "oh that's ok, we can delivery Friday afternoon then..." doesn't work does it?

 

[Speicher]

I cannot understand one iota of what you are trying to explain. The Telephone Engineer is on his way to you, let him have the very dubious pleasure of listening to the whole confused tale. I have neither the energy or inclination to listen.

Where is your mobile phone, is it charged up?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[MissTillyFlop]

• Would of
• Could of
• Should of

Consider:

• Should have
• Would have
• Could have

or even:

• Shudda
• Wudda
• Cudda

or take the contraction:

• Should've
• Would've
• Could've

Not "of"

Oh no

Not "of"

I really ****ing hate Beverley Knight. She is the musical equivalent of Smash instant potatoes.

 

[Speicher]

No, I am not going to return your call. You have a choice

sort it yourself
or find someone else to sort it out for you


I am very busy this evening, having a shower, a meal and some wine, thank you.

 

[Grizzly]

You didn't get promoted because you're shoot at your job, its got **** all to do with your face not fitting.

Just because you read the highway code does not mean you can drive/ride.

I'm cranky because I didn't get out for a ride and no a "nice hug" wont help.

I keep my shed tidy so YOU keep YOUR kitchen tidy.

 

[The Jogger]

To the parents in the coffee bar who think their little angel is entertaining everyone as he runs up to their table and stares at them, well he is actually an annoying little sh1t so get him / her under control and stop annoying people trying to have a quiet break.

 

[funnymummy]

"Why bother asking me what night's i'm free/available, then arrange the activity on the one bloody night i tell you I can't do..?
My life is complicated enough, i'm stressed enough, I have enough bills to pay, without adding having to try to find a babysitter, that will cost me money I can't bloody afford to the list of things to P me off! "

 

[GrumpyGregry]

To the parents in the coffee bar who think their little angel is entertaining everyone as he runs up to their table and stares at them, well he is actually an annoying little sh1t so get him / her under control and stop annoying people trying to have a quiet break.

I tend to say this out loud in the coffee bar.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

I tend to say this out loud in the coffee bar.

Could you come with me to the supermarket, please? Could do with an assertive parent corrector!