Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Seigi]

Similar to postmans - "Shut that f**king dog up you inconsiderate pr*ck", this is what I felt like saying the other morning when at my OH's, they were playing with the dog outside at 0730, making it bark incessantly, how I hate the fact she lives on an estate.

 

[MontyVeda]

1.00am ish... "You ignorant f'ing student... how dare you open all your windows, pump Spottify through your speakers way too loud, then go to the pub for like 8 hours, leaving half the street having to put up with random sh!t tunes inter-spaced with annoying advertisements."

a few days later (midweek)...

3.00am ish "you ignorant f'ing student... how dare you bring all your mates back from the pub only to have a really loud conversation consisting of little more than Yah! Yah!"

an hour later....

4.00am ish "You ignorant f'ing student... how dare you not consider the fact you have neighbours when demonstrating to the dregs of your sorry little gathering just how shoot your guitar is, how crap your amp is and how appalling your sense of timing and rhythm is."

 

[007fair]

Please can we cease this moronic "We bailed out the banks and will be paying for it for years" malarky? Yes, the banks were incompetent fools in buying 'investment packages' without the faintest idea what they were actually buying, and yes, we the taxpayers had to spend a lot of money to sort it out.

But what we actually did was not to give money to bankers, but to buy shares in their banks when those shares were at all-time low. We now own large chunks of them and are already in profit as a result of buying shares at a bargain price. We will not be paying for it for years, we will be profiting from it for years.

Er have you seen the bank share price recently .. EDIT - Ooops Just realised I replied to a Post from 2010!

 

[007fair]

Dog Owners on Beach (specifically Bamburgh north east coast england!)

Your dog may be young, lively and lovable (to you) but when it runs straight over the top of some families picnic, knocks over a small child and pisses on someones jumper it shouldn't be there! I suggest sending it to Thailand

 

[Moose]

F*ck this, I'm off...........

 

[XmisterIS]

I am sitting infront of the PC in the Uni Library trying to do some work!!!


*sniff*


*sniff, sniff*



*sniff, sniff, SNORT! *



*sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff*



*sniff, sniff, SNIFF!*

For the love of God, blow your damn nose!!!!!

 

[Speicher]

I am sure that someone somewhere is telling absolute porky pies about this. Either that or someone is inhabiting a planet that has a completely different logic to the planet that I am positive that I inhabit.

I cannot believe for one nano-second that this is a realistic or achieveable course of action. That is without taking into account any safety aspect of the whole convoluted shaningans. If you are the person responsible for such a load of unmitigaged cobblers, garbage, and cloud cuckoo-land logistics, please admit it. You have already shown that you have no regard for the truth, and that you can spout intoxicated nonsense.

 

[Thomk]

So you're saying you can't really see him, there is no real evidence for his existence but you're pretty sure he is omnipotent and omnipresent and can read your mind. He is "good" and "love" but conspired to torture and kill his son to save us both even though he could have saved us without the torture, killy thing. In any case we weren't born then, hadn't done anything wrong and ergo didn't need to be saved. You are prepared to teach your kids the same nonsense, agree that schools should too and look down your nose at people who don't agree. You have a constant stupid look of ecstasy on your soppy credulous face and I have an irresistable urge to b***h slap it until it bleeds.

 

[TVC]

So you're saying you can't really see him, there is no real evidence for his existence but you're pretty sure he is omnipotent and omnipresent and can read your mind. He is "good" and "love" but conspired to torture and kill his son to save us both even though he could have saved us without the torture, killy thing. In any case we weren't born then, hadn't done anything wrong and ergo didn't need to be saved. You are prepared to teach your kids the same nonsense, agree that schools should too and look down your nose at people who don't agree. You have a constant stupid look of ecstasy on your soppy credulous face and I have an irresistable urge to b***h slap it until it bleeds.

Mind if I use that one?

 

[Thomk]

Nope

 

[thnurg]

I'm so glad this thread was resurrected today as I'd like to confess something with impunity.

I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!

Now don't get me wrong. I don't hate everything about it. I'm a Christian and would happily have a church service to celebrate Christ's birth, give the kids a couple of presents and have a family lunch.So what do I hate?

It's not limited to December. Planning can start anywhere between January and August.
I hate Santa hats.
I hate goofy reindeer antlers.
I hate secret Santas where idiots spend money they don't have on sh!t that their colleagues don't really want.
I hate the incessant parties that people expect you to attend.
I hate having to waste several evenings doing christmas cards.
I hate christmas letters. My wife insists on doing one. I don't want to write one and I sure as hell don't care to read others.
I hate the presents given to our kids by people who hardly know them and certainly don't know what they like, or what we can fit. (I know this sounds ungrateful and I smile and say thank you put it's a pain in the bum.)
But most of all I despise all the crap songs by Wham, Slade, Wizard, Paul McCartney, Band Aid, Bing Crosby etc etc that would have been forgotten long ago had they not been about Christmas.

I'm glad I got that off my chest. My favourite day of the season is Boxing Day when I can breathe a sigh of relief glad that all the pointless hard work is over and I can relax for a few days.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Listen you great fat lump of lard, yes, you!, what, WHAT do you think the bins are there for? Decoration?


Also, regarding the Christmas thing, you forgot to include all the completely naff and utterly moronic 'novelty' musical ornaments and toys (in the same ilk as those utterly horrific singing Sea Bass things).

It would be one thing if it was just kids who got them, but no, these things are bought by GROWN adults for their own entertainment!!


Honestly, why is there never a decent plague about when you need one?

 

[TheDoctor]

I'd like to see both of you sacked. Morale and productivity would go up enormously.
It's not like either of you have ever done anything useful.

 

[Night Train]

I'm so glad this thread was resurrected today as I'd like to confess something with impunity.

I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!

Now don't get me wrong. I don't hate everything about it. I'm a Christian and would happily have a church service to celebrate Christ's birth, give the kids a couple of presents and have a family lunch.So what do I hate?

It's not limited to December. Planning can start anywhere between January and August.
I hate Santa hats.
I hate goofy reindeer antlers.
I hate secret Santas where idiots spend money they don't have on sh!t that their colleagues don't really want.
I hate the incessant parties that people expect you to attend.
I hate having to waste several evenings doing christmas cards.
I hate christmas letters. My wife insists on doing one. I don't want to write one and I sure as hell don't care to read others.
I hate the presents given to our kids by people who hardly know them and certainly don't know what they like, or what we can fit. (I know this sounds ungrateful and I smile and say thank you put it's a pain in the bum.)
But most of all I despise all the crap songs by Wham, Slade, Wizard, Paul McCartney, Band Aid, Bing Crosby etc etc that would have been forgotten long ago had they not been about Christmas.

I'm glad I got that off my chest. My favourite day of the season is Boxing Day when I can breathe a sigh of relief glad that all the pointless hard work is over and I can relax for a few days.

Ditto (except for the Christian bit)!

Christmas should be a private moment for Christians and their God and not some kind of spend fest that starts around the time the previous one has just passed and is aimed at people who have never knowingly attended a Church and don't even know the reasoning behind it.
Grrrrrr!

 

[TVC]

Driving that close to my bumper will make no difference. Clearly you think that the speed limit should be much higher, so take it up with the government, don't make it my problem. I'm more than happy sticking to 30 down this small residential road.