Things you'd like to say, but can't

[MossCommuter]

"Myself" is not a synonym for "me", "Yourself" is not a synonym for "you".


**** off you cretinous witch

 

[philipbh]

Those blue diet pills are clearly not working for you

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Those blue diet pills are clearly not working for you

I know, you are starting to grow even more down...... oh, those AREN'T diet pills!

 

[Speicher]

Look, you posh twerp, in the car that is far too big for you, bearing in mind your non-existant ability to manoeuvre it. I am waiting to move out of the carpark, and you wish to turn left into the space that I occupy. Notice, you if are able to, that the vehicle behind me, is preventing me from reversing, what a surprise. You are the one who needs to reverse, and take the corner more widely. Staring at me blankly, will not, in fact, cause me to vapourise into thin air.

 

[jonny jeez]

I hate people who can't concentrate on a single task for more than a few m...ooo a butterfly!

 

[Silver Fox]

I don't believe it ! A girly girl on the black run, she must have taken the wrong turn somewhere

 

[wiggydiggy]

Dear English/Welsh/Scottish* person,

Stop moaning all the time about the the English/Welsh/Scots*, shut and move the the corner of your relative country that is furthest from those you do not like and shut the **** up. *Delete as appropriate

Dear Forum Members who cant stand to let it go or have someone else state something they don't like,

Stop turning every other thread your involved into a circular argument that gets nowhere. Surely you can actually read things without commenting and ruining what could be an interesting thread, also you are surely the most pedantic bores I have ever had the misfortune to come across.

Dear Cold Callers,

Don't be shocked and threaten to report me to the police when I tell you I have a massive boner and I am thinking about you when you have called me 30 seconds after I have sat down with my evening meal.

Dear stupid jogging club,

Don't take offense at having to leap out the way when I shout 'Ramming Speed!' and accelerate on the small road because you cant be arsed to move slightly to the right, because the last time I saw you I'd slowed down and then had to stop as one of you actually jogged into me whilst I was stationary

Dear *****,

Stop being *****

Dear swear filter,

I like ****ing swearing when appropriate, its a ****ing good way of getting points across when appropriate. If in this thread in this place I want to ****ing swear I ****ing will you ****.

 

[ianrauk]

Dear English/Welsh/Scottish* person,

Stop moaning all the time about the the English/Welsh/Scots*, shut and move the the corner of your relative country that is furthest from those you do not like and shut the **** up. *Delete as appropriate

Dear Forum Members who cant stand to let it go or have someone else state something they don't like,

Stop turning every other thread your involved into a circular argument that gets nowhere. Surely you can actually read things without commenting and ruining what could be an interesting thread, also you are surely the most pedantic bores I have ever had the misfortune to come across.

Dear Cold Callers,

Don't be shocked and threaten to report me to the police when I tell you I have a massive boner and I am thinking about you when you have called me 30 seconds after I have sat down with my evening meal.

Dear stupid jogging club,

Don't take offense at having to leap out the way when I shout 'Ramming Speed!' and accelerate on the small road because you cant be arsed to move slightly to the right, because the last time I saw you I'd slowed down and then had to stop as one of you actually jogged into me whilst I was stationary

Dear *****,

Stop being *****

Dear swear filter,

I like ****ing swearing when appropriate, its a ****ing good way of getting points across when appropriate. If in this thread in this place I want to ****ing swear I ****ing will you ****.

Quality...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

PLEASE!! I don't WANT to hear your braindead conversation about the effing weather. Yes, I can SEE it's raining, now get over it!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

*I am walking to the local shop and a spotty teen in a souped up somethingorother with extra loud exhaust screeches to a halt outside just as I am approaching*

Really, do you think that revving your engine at me will impress me?? seriously?? Oh, and I can smell your exhaust from here, and its not very nice.

*once in the shop*

You actually had to exclaim loudly with only the shopkeeper and myself (trying keep a straight face whilst squeezing past to get some milk and cheese from the fridge) in the shop, that you had to use your driving licence for I.D. when buying booze??

Now, I get the distinct impression that you had just passed your test and was obviously as pleased as punch about it, but please, in the future, DON'T be such a poser, ok?

 

[Mayniac]

"WHO THE F*&% DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO YOU LOWLIFE PIECE OF S**T!?"

(Sorry mods, invalid post for this thread. Because that is exactly what I did say to the arrogant, freeloading, useless, overpaid numpty. And, he was offended. Whereas most of my colleagues just happened to agree with me.)

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Things you'd like to say, but can't

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu.

 

[postman]

For gawds sake shut that bloody dog up.Bark bark bark all day everyday.Parkland Drive Meanwood Leeds.I have been in touch with LCC about the noise.Shut it up or lose it.Argh.

 

[Ian 74]

My nephew is truly the son of Satan and no matter how hard I try to like him in my heart of hearts I think he is a little shoot... Sorry Bro.

 

[ColinJ]

My nephew is truly the son of Satan and no matter how hard I try to like him in my heart of hearts I think he is a little shoot... Sorry Bro.

Your brother is Satan!